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Rantings of a Diseased Mind

All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.



I died in a horrible accident this morning. I'm alive, APRIL FOOLS!! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my god, I can't believe you fell for that! I wish you could've seen the look on your face!! Aw gahd tha- what? Stop crying, I'm fine! Come on, how could I have typed that if I was really dead? What?! Don't be silly, zombies can't type and if they could I'm sure they'd have terrible grammar. The undead don't need to worry about using proper English, all they care about is consuming the flesh of the living. What do you mean that's stupid? Have you ever heard a zombie utter a comprehensible sentence, hmmm? No? That's what I thought. Don't argue with me, hypothetical reader, I know these things.