I'm going to murder Mom and Bubby.
Today I got dragged to Penny's by Mom an Bubby (I don't know why the hell Bubby was there, it's Mom's fault). I thought we were there to just find me a blazer to wear to the wedding on Saturday, but of course that was FAR too easy and Mom and Bubby HAD to turn what would've been a ten minute trip to the store into over an hour of HELL. They decided I had to get an outfit for BOTH weddings today, even though the second one is in fricking June and I know for a fact Mom's not getting her outfit until a few days before the wedding. Within one minute of me looking around I found a nice vest and a shirt, showed them to the shopping overlords, and got approval on the vest. They didn't like the shirt though (it was a plain white dress shirt so I don't know what the hell was wrong with it) and they went and got a sales person who proceeded to help them pick out about ten of the ugliest shirts I've seen in my life while I tried to say that there were some perfectly nice shirts a few feet away that were half the price and didn't resemble the puffy shirt from Sienfeld. After about half an hour of the salesbitch throwing clothes at me while ignoring me as I tried and failed to go look at the bargain shirts the girl finally got called back to the desk. Then Mom and Bub wanted to have me try the shirts on and I told them flat out that I didn't like any of them. Then, even though THEY were the ones who made the saleswhore come over even though I asked them not to, those jerks both started complaining about how difficult I was making the shopping trip! They wouldn't leave me alone about it for the next hour we spent in the store while they kept vetoing every shirt I picked (I'm sorry, who's making this difficult?). After they shut up and I made them leave me alone so I could look, it took me a whole FIVE MINUTES to find a shirt AND a blazer. They spent an hour on bullshit and I spent a grand total of six minutes to find two full outfits when they left me alone. And I'M the one who gets blamed and ridiculed for the rest of the day. GOD THEY PISS ME OFF!!!
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