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Cyborg is in dire need of an Energizer battery because he's constantly checking his wrist to see that he's low on power.

Raven's having some serious mental issues and should see a shrink or stop opening her demon book or whatever that's holding her mental case/possibly abusive father.

Starfire speaks English clearly without an accent yet she has problems with idiomatic expressions. I don't understand this. Shouldn't she have a Tamaranian rasp in her voice or something to that extent? It would make more sense. I don't know anyone who speaks clear english that has difficulties understanding things like ice cream.

Beastboy is lame. He can transform into anything he wants and he mainly spends his time fleeing the battle as some flying dinosaur or a chipmunk. Why not just turn into a friggin' rhino and bullrush people? And if he can become dinosaurs.. why doesn't he just like..T-Rex smash people?

Robin.. he's wearing titanium boots that should be anchoring him down and prohibiting motion. How the hell does he outrun everyone else, flip, and execute all kinds of kicks with titanium boots? He's fickle like a toothpick. I mean he doesn't even have a basic muscular build which anyone has. I saw one episode where Starfire was being captured for her sister's wrongdoing and there was a scene were Robin was like.. flying or something. Not by power, but jumping and like.. soaring across a very large gap. He's using some bootleg Goku Power Pole and doing some impossible feats with that as well like KOing a group of people by turning it into a helicopter.. how the hell does he make it do that with so much force? He's cracking casing like a detective when some of these things would rattle the minds of most adult superheroes.

Also, shouldn't the law step in if there's a group of kids living together in a giant T? They all divorced their legal guardians or something? And whenever their T-house is attacked.. ever notice they're still in costume and show little or no signs of fatigue or drowsiness? They're playing super hero too much. They've lost themselves.

Then if we focus our attention on the bad guys..they're all under the control of the same person who's pervertedly watching them every moment of their lives.. Slade, who's under the control of someone else with craaaazy power. This guy is majorly obsessed with those teenage heroes. How many times was he supposed to die off the show..and when you finally think he's gone and the shitty drama he brings is over and better stuff await.. he returns with a tattoo on his mask's forehead and is back to stalking the people dwelling in a giant T. There guy's friggin' sick.. wasn't there an episode where he wanted Robin to be his son or something? The episodes don't seem to be going anywhere in my opinion.

Throw a catchy opening theme song by some Japanese girls and some bootleg anime antics..you've created the perfect way to brainwash millions of viewers.