Santa tried to reach his gun but the reindeer kicked him to the corner.It pulled up it's knife to kill Santa."Wait!"Santa screamed.He then pulled out a Snickers and began eating it."It all started when I was born,when I never got the pony I wanted for Christmas."The reindeer twitched it's head."You disapoint me Santa,I thought you would put up a better fight....."The reindeer put it's knife away."Wait!"Santa shouted again."Another story....?"The reindeer asked."What no,all I wanted to say take me with you."Santa replied."Why would I?"The reindeer looked back at Santa."I'm not really sure,I just want to kill some dude.""That dude would be the Easter Bunny."The reindeer should Santa a picture of the Bunny.
"See?"
"Ah Jesus not that B**ch again!"Santa exclaimed."The Bunny is using his grunny minions to turn any living things into zombies to put under his control."The reindeer explained."His next target is Las Vegas.If your coming you'll need to kill your wife so she won't betray us.I'm sorry but it has to be done....."Then Santa to out a pistol."Come here B**ch and bring me some d*mn cookies!"Santa shouted.Then Mrs. Clause came(with cookies),"Here you go dear."she said.*Bang*Santa shot her and she,like Fred,instantly died.Santa began eating the cookies."D*mn you don't hesitate do you...."the reindeer said.
To Be Countinued
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