"So your saying there are zombies out there?"Santa asked."Haven't you ever looked outside?"the reindeer replied.The reindeer opened the blinds up to show Santa.There was thousands of zombies banging on the window."I thought they were penguins...."Santa replied."There are penguins too."the reinder pointed at a zombie penguin.
"These zombies are in there first form,There are four forms,observe."
"In this form they aren't that deadly...."
"This form you have to watch out for there horns,they attract grunnies and the grunnies grow stronger sucking the liquid out ."
"This form the grunnies control,they teach the zombies everything they know and the zombies are almost complete."
"This is the last form, it's the most powerfullest one.The Easter Bunny completely control this form."
"Wow look at the time let's get going."the reinder inform Santa they would drive there,but they had trouble deciding on the car.
The Reindeer's car
"Let's take my car."The reinder sugested."Are you kiding!My fat a** won't fit in that,we're taking my car!"
"Uh....I don't know if you know this but I'm accutally cool,I'm not getting in that thing."The reindeer informed Santa."Get your a** in the car!"Santa replied.
The reindeer walked over to it's car."Coming?"it asked."I F**kin hate you."Santa replied walking over to the car."Hold on!"He said.A few minutes later he came out looking like this.
"What the h**l is up with you?"The reinder asked.Santa just stuck up his middle finger and lite a cigar.They started driving."So do you know where The Easter Bunny is?"Santa asked blowing smoke from his mouth from the cigar."Yeah but we'll have to fight off zombies and grunnies to get there."The reinder replied.There was silents.*Santa farts*Santa looked at the reindeer as it looked back in discust."It was you."Santa replied.
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