This Is a story for the people that have a mail man/girl come to there houses. Or Ever had a Conflicted with theme...........
In Rain, In Sleet, In Snow OR Hail We WILL be there to give you your mail.
YEA RIGHT!
Mail Men and Women they don't come in time of need. They come when ever. It does not matter if your about to be convicted from your house, and REALLY need that bill so you can still live in it. They'll just sand in there min cars and let you suffer.
There is a BIG and small Different when it comes to Mail Men, and Mail Women. And that different is NOTHING! They all hate you.
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I Saw the Mail person coming so I walked out the door, stood by my mail box waiting. I New they saw me. Then She came to my box, opened it and but the mail it! I WAS RIGHT THERE!
Yes that story IS true, it happen to My mom. WHAT JERKS! Just because thy hold every thing of yours in there hands DOES NOT MEAN THEY HAVE TO BE GOD MIGHTY ABOUT IT! I only can do that.............
And Let me tell you more on what THEY DO......
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I was walking out to the mail box and the man gave my doggy a little dog trite. How nice
Lady Your dog is dead right now.........THEY TRY TO KILL OFF YOUR PETS! They want you all to be un-happy souls like them, because they can have a pet. WELL NEVER TRUST THEY AGAIN! (But why would you any way!?) (Oh Yes These stories I'm Am And Going to tell are true, they happen around were I live......DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW!)
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THEY KEEP GIVING ME THE WRONG MAIL!
They do it to make you mad. They Think: Well she has a eviction Notices....Lets give it to her Nabors and let the Hole world know........Hee hee
THEM..............JERKS! They keep giving my Nabors my Cosmo Girl Magazines and I Never get them back! AND HE IS A GUY!
You Know Mail Men/Women are crazy, No really they are. Ever walked up to the min cars there in. You see the Twitching and Spazing out at you. I Bet there is this Crazy Mail People Cult, were they plan on how to kill you threw Bad Spam Mail................MAN THEY ARE EVIL BEINGS FROM THE UNDERWORLD! Why did I not believe the Ester Bunny.............Its so sad.
Well Back to the Rant......And you know if they fined a cute girl on the block there always nice to Her!? Even if its a girl in the min car! Well So Lets Put together all what we learned about them they........Kill Your Pets. Murder you threw Spam. Let the Hole World Know you like porn Zees!
There is like a hole school on "How To Be a Grate Mail Man!" Its The Cult! What Do they Tech you there, how to Pee in some ones mail without them knowing?! First they make a Mail Men School What’s Next, "How to be a good retarded, school!?" ..........................Wait they do have that, I go there....CRAP!
Mail people make about Nine Dollars an Hour...............I could make more at Burger King. And Then One Day OWN IT! They sit is a Min car, (Probity as big as there house) For like 24 hours of the day and come home all happy like: OH HONEY! I home and Look what I have, My Pay. 13 dollars and 2 cents!.....Honey......Oh Wait I'm gay I forgot.....I HAVE NO ONE!
But Lets stop taking about the Mail Men at home.....what about the POST OFFICE!!!! GAH I hate that place[/color]..... Next.....I SAID NEXT! Every one is a sleep lady! It smells bad it there, Lines go sooooooo slow and the only way to get a good stamp that’s not like a tree is to go into the little vending thingy of stamps! And that thing is bushed half the time! They Drop your "Fragile" Stuff one the floor likes its just trash[/color].........Shhh there getting on to us ............And they act all stupid.
Yes could you sent this to Japan?
Yes.
Well Here you go.....
Oh, You Want you to. You Asked if we could not if we Wanted to.
We'll you just send it!
No
WHY NOT!?
Because there’s not name one it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? Its says right here Jenoku Soawaki!
Oh I thought that was the street.......Well you don't have the street on it.
IT NEXT TO IT! Bizu Timita Dr.!
OH ok Whats with the furan letters?
THEY ARE NUMBERS!
...........Ok I know what your talking about.........That’s going to be 180,000 dollars.
WAIT! HOWS THAT!
It seems right....
WHAT!
Poopy Heads! THEY GET THE SIMPLEST THINGS WRONG! Well that’s all I have for today, Have Fun with the rest of my rants Of Random Things, Or just stuff. Keep checking in on A Journal Of Just a Normal Crazy Girls Journal! TILL NEXT ENTRY!
