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Dear sixth graders,
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1.) You..re not cool.
2.) Everyone Does Hate You.
3.) You are most likely going to get made fun of.... DEAL WITH IT.
4.) Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
5.) Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
6.) You are S-I-X-T-H graders! hahahaha
7.) Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 5th. grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
8.) Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.
9.) Girls, don't stuff you're bras. We have boobs. and you dont.
10.) You'll never be as hott as the upperclassmen So don't try.
11.) Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has 6th. grader written all over you.
12.) You're "The Class of '14'" haha.. enough said.
13.) PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids
14.) If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
15.) Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot
16.) Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
17.) DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the 8th. graders can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
18.) Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem messing you up.
19.) And most importantly GET THE HECK OFF MYSPACE! Nobody [Emphasize on Nobody] wants you here!
Believe me---You can't win. Have fun being a 6th. grader...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
-The Classes of '07,'08,'09,'10,'11xD,'12,'13
-if your in th 7-12th grade repost this
Whoever wrote this is a huge jackass that's lucky that his unskillful parent of a mom gave birth to him. This whole thing makes me angry enough to march to his door and knock all his teeth out, but that'd be stooping to his level and I'm not an animal like he is. This whole list is the reason teenagers commit suicide due to bullying, and I despise people who think they have a piece of authority because they've been in the building longer, or are a few years older, or passed the grade these have yet to do. I wish some people would get a clue.
1.) You..re not cool.
Well, glad we had an expert to judge how cool others are, especially the millions of 6th graders he's never going to see and that are going to grow up and be a hell lot more successful than you later in life. Then it'll be you at the unemployment line, begging him for a job.
2.) Everyone Does Hate You.
Cute how you capitalized every word. I've met sixth graders that're probably better friends than you. You're the kind of bully that probably fell under this kind of peer pressure when you were a "pathetic" sixth grader, and became a product of what tortured you, thinking you overcame it. No, you BEcame it. Disgusting.
3.) You are most likely going to get made fun of.... DEAL WITH IT.
Not everyone has to go through what you do, jackass. Most likely? What kind of audiences are you usually around, the "popular" kids? The ones who, just because they're breasts are bigger, their armpits stink and have periods think they have authority because they're at a later point in life than them. Shut your mouth, study for your test and maybe when the "sixth graders" read your job application they'll hire you.
4.) Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
And don't go being an a*****e online because you want a "variety of friends", either.
5.) Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
I'm sure you were a perfect angel when you were in sixth grade, too. You're going to judge "hood"? I highly doubt "hood" people post bulletins on myspace expressing their hate towards better people than them.
6.) You are S-I-X-T-H graders! hahahaha
Hahahaha! You can spell "sixth", A+ for you smart boy! And you are a L-O-S-E-R!
7.) Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 5th. grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
Don't think you're smart for remembering to put this here because you once did. Not everyone wastes away their brain and and mind like you do. And no, we haven't all done it, I know I certainly haven't, and I'm damn well proud.
8.) Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.
But you can, of course, because you're cool.
9.) Girls, don't stuff you're bras. We have boobs. and you dont.
I don't encourage stuffing, that's just stupid. Come on. But we don't need you to tell us that, underling.
10.) You'll never be as hott as the upperclassmen So don't try.
"Hot" has one "t". God dammit. And what do you know? You haven't seen half the people on earth to be able to draw conclusions from the sixth graders compared to the eighth graders in looks. And if you have, get a life.
11.) Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has 6th. grader written all over you.
Don't you try to act like you have authority, jackass! The way you type, whine and b***h has "snotty loser" written all over it.
12.) You're "The Class of '14'" haha.. enough said.
What the hell, man? Enough said? No, you didn't say nearly enough... like why that's bad. YOU should be ashamed that you're a lower number, because that just means that your parents messed up earlier then theirs.
13.) PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids.
But on black kids, I'm assuming it's okay, right? Racist pig.
14.) If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
Which is scientifically proven by you, because you've tested every single situation in which a sixth grader may feel like being a rebel and have had negative results.
17.) DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the 8th. graders can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
OUR hallways? Did you sign the claim for the piece of property, do you own the school? It's THE hallways, you a*****e! Being their for a year longer doesn't make it your hallway. "You will get hurt". Yea, and it'll get back to you someday, bully.
19.) And most importantly GET THE HECK OFF MYSPACE! Nobody [Emphasize on Nobody] wants you here!
Are they whining about things no one cares about? You're worse than me, I rant about these things all the time. Least I'm not being a bully about it though. You're the kind of filth that ruined myspace.
I'm sick of bullies. They're piles of s**t with blood and skin and they go around trying to becalm all their pathetic problems by making some for others. They destroy innocent lives and they never learn unless someone kills themselves or until they're bullied themselves. Then they cry about it, saying he was the nicest guy on earth and didn't deserve it, thinking their sins are forgiven, then go to school a year later just as bad as before.
Burn in hell.
 SmashLord Spoon · Wed Aug 22, 2007 @ 07:06pm · 0 Comments |
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