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Myspace Rants Episode 4: "Bullshit Abortion Bulletins" |
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Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a Girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, post this as...
i dont care if i lose friends over this..
This is the biggest piece of s**t ever. It was probably written by someone who was all teary when he learned that abortion meant killing a baby. You're breaking my heart. This adorable bulletin steals the hearts of fellow myspacians who read it, knowing nothing about it, and puts them to tears as they ponder the poor suffering and shallow growing up of the fetus.
The whole thing is bullshit.
Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
8 inches long!? The baby isn't even the size of a GOLF ball by that stage! Let alone can you be definitely sure it even lives. The Supreme Court ruled, thirty years ago, the "Roe vs. Wade" decision that covers abortion and stopping the loss of lives of infants. It's your business whether or not you want people to stop aborting their babies, but there's more to that. Otherwise, there's no need to have supporters "against abortion" or people out there willing to "stop it". The nine months of pregnancy is broken down into three trimesters (all three months long, of course).
Trimester ONE:
The baby is a bunch of cells. At this point, it's hard to tell whether it's even a baby or not. The women, if she so chooses, can stop any process that may be going on that involves the growth of a baby in her womb. THAT'S the only "abortion stoppers" should be worrying about, because that's private stuff that the government stays out of. It's completely her decision and she has a right to do this, however wrong it may be, to kill whatever is in there. But note, at this point we're never sure if it's even an actual baby.
Trimester TWO:
The baby is developing. It's still hard to tell if it's a fetus, and it's the states decision to allow the women to abort it if she so pleases. If the state rules no, then she has to allow it to grow and give labor when her time comes. It's still hard to tell if it's a baby. Final decisions are "iffy" at this point.
Trimester THREE:
That thing is DEFINITELY a baby. It is a living, breathing thing that NO ONE has the right of touching. It's still small, doubtably 8 inches long. If someone walks up and abuses the woman in a matter which may hurt the child, it's ANY bystanders business to get into legal action. Stop him, call the police, however serious it may be. And it is ILLEGAL to abort it. It is committing MURDER to do so.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
"Definitely tell that I am a baby"?! No you CERTAINLY can NOT! If you see me? This wasn't written in the 1700s! We have X-rays, we can monitor a child's growth!
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a Girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
At this point the baby (still not sure whether or not it is one at this point) is still a bunch of cells. You can't tell it's gender. I cry with you? My face overflows with tears.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Now this is where it really starts to piss me off. Hair!? Toes!? Does this person know ANYTHING about baby's development? Did he do ANY research to support his claims? No. All he did was write out a cute little poem to capture the hearts of idiots who love life and thinking there's something the government can do to stop it. They did. The Roe vs. Wade decision is fine. What happens in the first trimester, though, is private. NONE of their business.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
"I think and feel", when you're not even a fully developed specimen of life. You hardly breathe. I'm not an expert on the whole thing, I bet some of my claims can be proven wrong, but I'm right on saying this bulletin is a piece of crybaby s**t. "Mommy, what's abortion?" another captivating line that tugs the heartstrings. I am in pieces.
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Pretty late to be killing it, be glad you're not in jail, lady. Poor baby, burning in a pit of fire it didn't deserve. It's too bad it didn't grow on to become a living being, because then it'd be a super child with a high school diploma at ten. When babies think and react before they BREATHE. What is this world coming to?
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Just the thing to sum up an already sad tale. The plights of the poor child have all been in vain, as Jesus holds the child and puts into it's brain knowledge that a 0 year old can somehow comprehend, draw conclusions from, and react emotionally to. The perfect end to an oh so sad tale.
Look guys, if you don't know what it's talking about, don't repost it. You think you understand by knowing abortion is, but no. I wish people would stop reposting bullshitty chainletters, but I guess I'd have more luck waiting for pigs to fly. You think I'm wrong? Go onto Wikipedia, search "Roe vs. Wade", learn all about it and write a class report. Teach your teacher something, or your fellow myspacers who think this bulletin is touching.
And don't think I believe people should kill their babies. I don't. I just think that when someone else agrees, and tries to win the attention of idiots by posting whiny bullshit, they're being an a*****e. And this guy was that a*****e.
 SmashLord Spoon · Wed Aug 22, 2007 @ 06:59pm · 0 Comments |
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