57% RETARDED -woot for me!
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[]You have ran into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into
your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[]People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[]You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[X]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X]You break a lot of things.
[X]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word 'um' is used
[] You dont know what 'um' means.
[X] You say 'what' and 'huh'(and if your canadian'eh') alot.
[] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 6 Grand Total: 20 NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as I'm ___% RETARDED
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