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My brother is frightening.
My aunt make a plate of brownies, okay? So we each have one after dinner--Crazy Cake, my brother, my younger cousin, and I. Cake and I come back an hour later to have another but discover that all of them are gone. We ask, "Who ate all the brownines?" and my brother says all smart-like, "Oh, Troy (younger cousin) had three brownies, so I had three brownies, too because that's only fair."
I bet your thinking that my brother's like seven years old because of the way I describe his behavior? Wrong. He's thirteen years old and he still acts this way...I mean, it's FAIR to have three brownies because your cousin did? What about everyone else, huh? Everyone else had only ONE brownie!
Now I must sound like the seven-year-old...this is stupid, but it's supposed to be. I really didn't care that much about it, but Crazy Cake did. She asked if I wanted to go on the trampoline when my brother and Troy come out to jump on it instead, so we had a change of mind and went around the house. My brother followed me just to yell at us for "yelling" at him.
Okay, what he said was, "You think it HELPS yelling at me for eating all the brownies? No. It doesn't." So I was smart and said, "You think it HELPS yelling at us for 'yelling' at you for eating all the brownies? No. It doesn't. So stop doing it! We're over it all ready." And like the little 2-year-old he is, after about a minute of arguing about nothing to us without us even talking back, he walked away and screamed, "Look, I don't even care anymore so shut up and go away!!"
How mornic is that? One: we hadn't talked back to him the whole time he had been talking to us after I had said that, and two: we were ALREADY away. I found it quite funny and started saying funny things like, "Chicken" and "Turkey" and..."MONKEY BRAINS" just so I could hear him scream demonically, "SHUUT UP!" each time at nonsense...
Heehee...My brother's a dork.
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