*picks up phone* hello????
Is this the konoha help me hotline???? ??????????????? *hangs up*
who was that itachi??? your mama *walks away* why do you have to be so mean Itachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.RIng ring ring
*picks up phone* hello akatsuki residents may i help you WHY DID YOU HANG UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it wasn't me....i i i GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO HANG UP ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_o WHAT???
PIKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *kisame gets run over by a giant pikachu*
sharky what are you doing unnnn??? X_X okkkkk *notices phone* hello unnn hello are you a nice person who doesnt hang up on people twisted .........unnn ya sure ^_^ well then help me with me problem why would i do that unnn CAUSE THIS IS KONOHA HELP ME HOTLINE!!!!!!!!!! no it isn't you have to wrong number unnn NO I AM NOT I AM NEVER WRONG DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO SAY I AM WRONG!!!!!! sweatdrop (scary girl, unnn) wait wait what i meant to say is this is a new....hotline called ummm Akatsuki help me hotline. unnnnnnn you are the first to call ^_^ congratulations!!!!! hurray HURRAY unnn hold on a second*sets up stuff*
what is going on sempai???
yeah what he said (my back ) OK EVERYONE listen listen.....AS OF TODAY WE ARE AKATSUKI HELP ME HOTLINE UNNNNN hurray ^_^ hey thats a girl thing!!!!!...did you hit you head? No and be quiet sharky!!!!!!!!! now let us begin *picks up phone* ok ready unnnn hurray ok............ummm you see lately i have been losing my friends and i so do not know why i mean i am soooooooo nice you know...............YOU KNOW...... I SAID YOU KNOW ya i know what ya mean girl unn eek Well i know i am pretty and all but that doesnt mean you cant be my friend you know?unnnnSO what should i do (wear duck tape around your mouth)MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE FRIENDS IF YOU DIDNT RUN OVER PEOPLE WITH PIKACHUpika...chuSHUT UP MR HANG UP ON PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!I said it wasnt me!!!!!!!!!!DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO LIE TO ME!!!!!!!!wait it wasnt him. i hung up on youAll: (oh no he is so dead meat)
Why did you confess Itachi NOW SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!O.M.G you have a sexy voice .......(why can't i ever be the sexy one!!!!!!!!!!!! unnnnnnnn my voice is sexier than his sorry i do not like girlsI AM A GUY!!!!!YahI DO NOT SOUND LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!yeah!!!!!!!!Tobi shut upYEAH...um wait oksorry my bad tee hee anyways someone give me good adviceGIVE THEM HUGS AND KISSES AND PRESENTSNOX_Xplant them flowersNOSHOW THEM YOU ART UNNNNNewwwwwwww no art suckswhat DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!art sucks and pop rulesPOP IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok shut up now NEXTMAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN SOME MANNERSwhat are you my teacher NEXTwho cares about friends.....they slow you down anyways...just kill them allOH MR sexy voice you are so rightunnnn O_o whathey guy who hung up on me what is you name?Kisame wait i thought we already went over who hung up on you*ignores that statement* ok Kisame....nice to meetcha i am Rin lets be friendsOK biggrin twisted TIME TO DIE FRIENDO_O wHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * runs*TobiyesCarry me! we are following sharky so we can see him get killed unnnnnnnOK *picks up and runs*i am bored nowarent you gonng help KisameNOi thought you two were friends........ha ha ha joking *runs off*:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
lol that was silly
