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So that's what I've been doing wrong!
And there's me just drinking the stuff!

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Handy Hints
1.To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock
freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack
for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun
for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the
tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!


So that's what I've been doing wrong! xd






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Jay3C
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commentCommented on: Tue Apr 26, 2005 @ 12:51pm
LMAO!!

where did you find all that out?!?!? *is washing feet with Vodka* xd


commentCommented on: Tue Apr 26, 2005 @ 12:57pm
gonk DON'T WASTE IT!

*sucks Jay's Toes*



wickedpixie
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Jay3C
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commentCommented on: Tue Apr 26, 2005 @ 01:04pm
LOL!!

Hehehe..."accidentally" spills some somewhere else!!! xd wink

*pokes selfs pervertedness*


commentCommented on: Tue Apr 26, 2005 @ 01:14pm
eek

xd



wickedpixie
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