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Ninja of the Stars by [removed]
Cyrus Nectic [?], spirit twin to Ciro Nectic [?!] and adopted son of the Ja [ question ] and Zanthe Nectic [‽]. Bare witness to the beginnings of Cyrus's attempts to reconnect with his own species [... question ]and survive the riggers of being a Ninja.
[*gives up on trying to figure out what this is about*]

Naruto Rewrite [Creative title.] by [Sailor Fruity]
Yep it's a rewrite of Naruto more charicters [<-?] more clans [Translation: I'm an equal opportunity Suethor!] more justus [Translation: Super sparklipuff powers!
] more of that kick a** fighting [Translation: *b***h slap*, *ban hammer*, *b***h slap again*] that you love. Read and see.
[*sigh* Boring, boring. Until you look inside... and realize that it's a giant Sue-fest complete with stupid names. Naming your kid "Love" is considered silly in Asia too.
Actually, this one's a lot worse than I thought. "The camera then zoomed out", "a question mark over her head", "“What’s weird is your hair style!” Naruto replied he had one eye closed yah great comeback (Sarcasm)". Cameras, random anime expressions, and random, extremely unfunny author's notes. NO.
Stop stealing Hiro's "YATTA!"! He's much too awesome for you Sues!
Goddammit, you can't make teams include 4 people just so you can insert yourself with Sasuke.
EDIT: Hey! I can now rant about misspelling character names! Yaaay. Gato=/=Gatoh
One review was a real gem though: "Would be better if you made Naruto smarter, kinda boring if you go by the original storyline." Good characerization is not boring! Although the characterization for the characters are already totally off for all of them including Naruto.]

4 animal featured girls [*sigh* Let me guess, cat, fox, horse, and some bird?],stuck in Naruto's world? by [removed]
what if 4 Creative [So speshul they need to be capitalized.] girls fall into the Naruto world? rated T, shounenaiyaoipairings:sasunaru gaalee kakairu
[Stupid matchmaker fic.
The author abuses the Caps Lock but neglects the shift key.
Hn. Well whatyaknow, 3 out of 4. Cat, fox, horse, and *snort* cow. ]

Our Way by [removed]
Upset with being a hired gun for a band, Naruto leaves it. Upset with playing for a band which is a style she doesn't like, Hinata leaves it. When they both find themselves in the same band with each other, they find they have more in common then music.
[This fic's summary is sporting an innocent albeit stereotypical mask.
Then I see things such as Sasuke openly flirting with Naruto and talking like the gay stereotype guys. In no universe will Sasuke openly flirt with Naruto and act like a girly girl. Ever. Also, putting your arms around someone after a pseudo-yawn is totally not subtle.
This also includes songs ripped straight from lame lyric sites... that don't capitalize their stuff.
...And Hinata is singing emo/metalcore. Oxymoron much?
And of course, overly detailed paragraphs of DOOOOM!]


Passionate Art: Lessons of [Exploding] Clay and [Corpses Made to be] Puppets by [unlucky]
Two Kunoichi OC, Aki and Nai, have been assigned to do a reconossaince [There're only a few things funnier than a person who's trying to look smart by using a big word... and then misspelling said big word.] mission on the Akatsuki. However, on the eve of their assignment, two of the Akatsuki [One of them is Deidara. I just know it.], Deidara [*sigh* So predictable.] and Sasori capture them. For what purpose? Why them [Keeeel! Smash smash?]? DeidaraXoc SasoriXoc

White is Angelic, Black is Goth [Emoes. Giving people with naturally black hair a bad rap since 1980] by [removed]
Sakura and Sasuke's little sister Yumi were missing. Sasuke and Neji finds them with..er cat ears and tails....?
[It's never cockroaches. stare ]