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I saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3 on Sunday- AND IT FRICKING ROCKS! It was hilarious, action-packed, and I willl hunt down anyone who insults it and deal them the most miserable, bloody death I can think of. Here are some memorable quotes from the movie, curtosey of iMDb.
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Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around, finally some of the crew and Jack the monkey raise their hand]
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them!

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Jack Sparrow: [reading off a map] "Up is down"? Well, that's just maddenly unhelpful.

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Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish... eh... let us not,dear friends,forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... bind them up together and they'll devour themselves without a single thought... Human nature,in'it? Ooor... rather fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed... and half of us would be dead within the month! which seems grim to me no matter how you slice it! Or as my colleague so naively suggested, we can release Calypso, and God-willing, she will show us mercy... I rather doubt it. Can we just ignore that she is a woman scorned, the fury the likes of which hell hath know? We cannot. And so, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann.
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[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
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Jack Sparrow: Why should I said with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded
[looks at Elizabeth]
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Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Like?
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.
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Elizabeth Swann: [of the Pirate Lords and their crews fighting each other] This is madness.
Jack Sparrow: This is politics.
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[In the middle of the climactic, maelstrom battle]
Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time!
Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa! Barbossa, marry us!
Barbossa: [Fighting enemies left and right] I'm a little busy!
[Later]
Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do.
Will Turner: Great!
Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Will Turner: I do.
Barbossa: You may kiss! You may kiss! JUST KISS!
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Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.
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Jack Sparrow: Mr Gibbs, you may throw my hat.
[Mr Gibbs takes Jack's hat and throws it into the air with the other hats everyone threw after winning the battle with Lord Beckett]
Jack Sparrow: Now go get it.
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[Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced *egregious*.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pisarro, but I love his pies.
[to both]
Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs]
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Jack Sparrow: How's mum?
[Captain Teague holds up a decayed shrunken head]
Jack Sparrow: [revolted] ... She looks great.
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Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Well thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[catapults himself onto his ship landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without a single drop of rum.
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Jack Sparrow: Think like Will. Think like Will. Think like Will...
[sees bars]
Jack Sparrow: Half-pin barrel hinges. Leverage.
[breaks cell gate]
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Gibbs: Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!
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Pintel: The fact that I went along with this does not make you any less stupid [To Ragetti]
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...Thas all, folks.

-INMH