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Okay guys, so a drunk guy walks out of a bar and runs into this priest.

He says, " Hey, man...I'm Jesus Christ."
The priest says, " No, my son, you're not."
Drunk Guy goes, " No really, I can totally prove it to you. Come here."

The priest doesn't believe him, so he wants to see this 'proof' and follows the drunk guy into the bar. As soon as they step inside, the bartender looks at the drunk guy and goes:

" Jesus Christ! You're back again?!"