A famous king has decided to give out cars to everyone on Earth. He gives the most expensive of his cars to the most deserving of people.
The first man is a buddhist monk.
The car salesman says "Ah, you have been a pure and holy an your entire life, always oing good for others. You shall recieve a luxury vehicle...hmm, you may have this Porsche.
The next man was a priest.
"Ah, you have also been a holy and kind man. You shall receive a Lamborghini."
Now, the third man is ust your everyday average Joe.
"Well, you may not have been a very holy or honest man. But you have been fair and kind. You may have this Jeep."
All three are very grateful and content with their gifts and drive home.
The next day, the monk and the priest spot Mr. Average Joe on the ground, laughing insanely.
"What is it?" they both exclaimed.
"well," said Joe "I saw the Pope and all he had was a scooter!"
rofl it's pretty lame. D:
