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I have returned. eek

I adore the Heroes fandom. The literacy rate is higher there.
And they have many funnies!

Such as this lovely gem. That doesn't look like Simone folks ;D


'Kay, back to the sporking.
AKA Akatsuki [That's so text-message-fangirl-y.] by [removed]
A Deidara tribute, and to his cuteness [...]. The truth to what really happened, and how Deidara has changed a girl [Here we go...] named 'Haniki's life. Or, in other words, his longlost sister [&--Boo!].

100 Battles of Love and Fate [I bet this is about Neji.] by [Gay lizards.]
Neji [And I'm right! Yaaay.], the caged bird. Tenten, the rising dragon [That's a new one...]. Their stories intertwine with fate [You know, there was this whole thing about fate and how not everything is predestined and stuff.], and combine with love. NejiTen, otherwise known as Tenji [D: The ones who came up with Molar, Emo, and Zutara have invaded.], with others implied.
[;_; The ship name... the ship name...]

Deflowering The Flower [*headdesk*] by [removed]
Hinata is one of the most popular [How'd that happen?] girls at South Konha [Konha?] High, but what happens when a jealous girl hires a certain loudmouthed blonde [Blonde? Ino?] to win her over, just to deflower her [Well, yeah, lesbian sex does count but I don't think that Ino wo- oh wait. The author means Naruto. Oh... wow. I don't think Naruto's the kind of person who does that kinda stuff either.]. Full summary inside.
[Wow, that's really OOC. *looks at reviews* And ho-s**t it's reasonably popular! *weeps for fandom*]

Ask The Naruto Characters! by [removed]
The naruto characters answer your questions! Please submit your questions!
[Interactive fanfiction is not allowed. Reporte'd and have a nice day.]

Naruto USA by [removed]
Your [My what?] a crazy Naruto fan and so is your best friend. But if one night you were KIDNAPPED by team seven because you and your friend are neede to stop Orochimaru from taking over the U.S.A?[What kinda self respecting villain wants to take over the US? We have whiny people and are only really good at exporting celebrities.]
[You!Fics are also not allowed.]

Maru by [removed]
His name is Maru Sade [Hey look! The Japanese version of Mary Sue!], he's [Except male...] an adorable, strong, caring, and humorous little half child, and now that he's been assigned to Hinata for the time being...what's in store for her [;_; Stop being so mean to Hinata.]?

CAGED by [removed]
Kept in a cage, Hinata [Aw, come on! D:] finally tastes freedom when a thief named Naruto helps her escape her masters clutches. When she is recaptured [Smooth, Naruto. Real smooth.] and bought by the prince Sasuke the choice is hers: the man who's heart she stole, or the man who stole her heart?
[What did Hinata do to deserve such horrible treatment in fandom? /sobsobsob]

Fear & Insanity by [removed]
two mysterious strangers visit the hidden leaf one was named johnathan crane scarecrow [John Nathan Crane? Whaaa? I know of a Jonathan Crane and a Nathan... not Crane, but no Jon Nathan Crane.] and the other was named Jack Napier joker [Is this a Batman crossover or something?] how will naruto deal with fear and insanity?

Never Let Girls Join the Akatsuki [Yes, those horrible, useless girls D< Go back to the kitchen and make sammiches! Oh wait, that includes me and probably this author too.] by [removed]
What happens when two girls join the Akatsuki? It sure won't be good for the members since these two girls are complete psychos [Because killing almost everybody in your family and leaving your baby brother with emotional scars is totally sane.] ! I mean one has a rusty chainsaw and the other has a Mentos gun! Chapter 4: ITACHI HAS A YOUNGER SISTER! [No, he does not.] OO
[Random=/=funny
Socipaths=/=random/funny]


Naruto and Urochi by [removed]
You don't know who Urochi is. Just go to this link [The lengths ff.net's advertisers go is unbelievable now.] and comment while you're at it! LINK: http:ninjaurochi. [<- Yay. Link partially deleted by ff.net] Well, this is just a random fanfic that has no purpose [Get out already.]. I'm just making this up as I go. Enjoy!
[Boo. Hiss.]

Our Trip to Naruto's World by [removed]
Sequel to Ninja in West Virgina [Nuuu! That's much too close to me! D:< Stay away demons!]. After Shino and Neji found their way home, Kitty and Amity [Any parent who names their kids Kitty and Amity should schedule regular appearances to the grow the ******** up seminars.] fall to their world. Now they are stuck there with no why [No? Why?!] back. Will they ever find their way home?
[...]

Just went on Quizilla. Feeling masochist today.
It's like a Sue-dungeon. There are MCR "quizzes". Somebody give me some brain bleach.
NOBODY THERE CAN SPELL! Or stop plagiarizing.
And all the "click to see pretty photos" quizzes are like, exactly the same. And the people in those photos don't really have that much chemistry either. To be completely honest, most of them aren't that pretty either.
Srlsy, one of the photos I saw had a guy who's the epitome of emo in a cheesy "omgabouttokissbutnotreally" pose with a girl who looks more anorexic than I do. The black isn't helping either.

The only remotely good one from that one "quiz" was the volleyball net one. Of course, the lighting was totally off.

And the midwest one was frankly, just creepy.

I couldn't even get through all of 'em.