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Whoo! The new journal format sucks a**!



They make the titles all screwy and my archives look like a complete mess. stressed


And now, Voluna presents..

Horrors from the Avatar Section! *cue spooky music*

Zel [Oy vey. Did Zuko turn into a girl again?] by [removed]
I can't really describe it [Not even the summary...] but Aang gets a firebending teacher anyways i suck at summuries[Must you be so redundant?] OCxOC JinKo KatAang [Hey! Someone who doesn't use stupid ship names! Maybe the section's finally improving.] R&R PLEASE!

Red, White, and Blue [Memorial Day's tomorrow! Can't you wait a while before desecrating the colors of USA's flags?] flames by [removed]
Zutara [Scratch what I said. They're still as abundant and annoying as ever.]. What happenes when Iroh leaves Zuko [It's not gonna happen.]? Katara falls off Appa? She thinks the gAang doesent [Faster than the speed of turtles but definitely slower than light! It's the new speed delivery system that's sweeping the nation! Introducing the all new and improved Doe Sent Mails!] Look for her [...What show are you watching again?]? And an old friend of Zuko shows up not to be dead? How will she stop the war [A matchmaker Sue for a het ship. Innovative but not any less annoying.]? How does she know every move to take? Why did Zhou take her ship?

The Girl In The Lake [Aw! Come on! Lady in the Water was bad enough! Do you have to turn it into a teen angst fanfic too?] by [removed]
[AU] The gang is invited to Zuko's cottage, little do they know it has some history involving a little girl drownding [Drownding?] in the lake who haunts the cabin they stay in. [Zutara]
[Laaaaame.]

Balance [Overrated.] by [removed]
They are opposite each other...Fire, Water....Earth, Air [We get it.]...Dark, Light...War, Peace [That book some pretentious nerd in my school bragged about reading?].... Oneshots of Zutara, Taang, Azuka [Azula and Sokka? But you do realize that Azula and Zuko are related just like how Katara and Sokka are related right? Pseudo incest... *sigh* Oh avatar section, pre-teens into pre-squick.], etc.... [Yeah, I know, original] [<--I'm glad that at least this one's admitting it.]Not connected unless I say so. R&R!

Daughters of Steam [Steam is sticky and rather uncomfortable. Those lotion that are cool to the touch are so much better. But does anybody want to write fanfiction about them? Nooo.] by [removed]
this is about the life of the daughters of Zuko and Katara
[Boring.]

Stupid from Profiles

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in [85% of all stats are made up on the spot. STFU and try again.]. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. [namedrop]

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile [Survey says... wrong emo.]
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your a** off. [The rest of the 8% would die in slow and painful ways if My Chemical Romance and Hot Topic decided that proper hygiene and medicare is uncool.]
[DEAR GOD! Are you teens that willing to believe data that makes you sound unique?]

"ZUTARA 4 EVER!
I will never betray their love!
Zutarans will stick together,
We will be strong and stay above!
Kataang will never prevail, we will win this war,
And even if we're losing,
That's reason to fight all the more!"
[Zutarans scare me... They're like a freakin' cult, a freakin' cult that can't do poetry.]

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you cuz of it's effects, copy this into your profile.[translation=I'm an emo slasher trendwhore.]

"Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"
[I- You got to be ******** kidding me. The death of 11 million people in the Holocaust is so NOT funny. And the only thing that those people had in common is the fact that the Nazi's didn't like them. Are you saying that we should agree with the Nazis?
Idiotic fanbrats.]

"Blondes Tease...Brunettes Please..." [My brunette friend is offended by this comment that's essentially saying she's an easy whore.]

[from the profile of the Azuka/Zutara fan.]
Rule One: I won't do 'slashes'. Put whatever pretty name you want on it, I still say NO! I have nothing against men liking men and women liking women, I just won't write about it.You don't like, leave. ((This also applies to incest stories.[<--- Irony.]))