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*ahem* it has come to my attention that people seem to like my screenname for reasons i had not intended. Some twelve-year-old chatspeaker has noted me "OMG lyke do u like having seckx?" To which i laughed uproariously and evilly before stopping myself from replying "Tch, not with girls, and certainly not with people who can't even speak basic english."

this is the third time i have recieved such a message.

Take a hint. Read a profile, and save yourself some worry.

you fail.

ALSO: I am a Telemarketer, not a bank. DO NOT send me your spam comments about donating to your cause, begging for gold/items, or EVER send me a message with words like "Noob" "PLZ" or "IMHO".

Just don't. I'm poor.

I keep vampire's hours online because of my day job. I joined this site to keep in touch with my friends, hopefully make some new friends, and just randomly spam bumps and pollwhore for gold to make that little pixelated Bitey look as studly as its real-life counterpart. wink

IN CLOSING: The BiteySexGod is representing for all the Hellsing fiends out there also obsessed with Alucard and his No-Life sexyness. Also standing up for my fellow Hellsing Yaoi fiends who believe Alucard and Anderson need to go find a closet and... *ahem* "Work out their differences" as per the "53 Rules of Slashing Non-Yaoi Media".

I do not cyber. I rarely chat. I have a life, meager as it may be, and i enjoy the site. Don't be an as$, and I shall not be one in return. Do unto others... all that crap... you get the idea...

~Bitey AKA Alucard, dark prince of the Internet. twisted