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Juggernaut(J)
Black Tom Cassidy(B)
Erik the Red(E)
Any Girl(G)
The Good Guys(W)
Captain Planet(CC)
Charles and random voices(C)




J-Yeah, it's the Juggernaut, b***h! Yeah Charles, I beat the s**t out ya!
Get off me b***h! Who the ******** are ya? The ******** is wrong with you? I'm the Juggernaut, b***h!
G-I'ma whoop yo a**!
J-Silly b***h, yo weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who da ******** I am? I'm the Juggernaut!
C-Hey! Hey! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, behemoth. Your momma dresses yo a** funny, ********! Yeah I'm talkin' to you, b***h a**!
J-Oh this ******** thought I forgot. Still here Charles... shut the ******** up, Charles, I'ma BEAT yo a**! EUAAHH!
C-Too fast for ya!
J-Ya better run, Charles! Get that s**t out my face, b***h! Don't you know who the ******** I am!?
J-Oh, she's ********' with my helmet. I got this s**t in fourth grade -- OH NO!... My face... Pimp smack yo a**, b***h!
You're my hookah now. Now it's time for me to take my prize!
I'm gonna rape ya, b***h! Ya ready? Ya ready? Ya ready, huh, b***h? Ya ready, b***h?
C-Stop it, Juggernaut! If you don't stop I'ma ******** you up with my mind, *****!
J-Shut the ******** up Charles! SHUT the ******** up!
Charles, NO! Charles, ya got in mah head, I'm the Juggernaut, b***h... Charles!
What the ******** is this s**t!? Ahh, I'm trippin' off acid!
Something told me not to kick it with them spider monkeys!
C- Yu Mo Gwey Fwey Wai Di Tau!
B-Gotcha, b***h! Mmmm, yeah, now what ********? Got my pimp cane, b***h!
******** Charles up?
B-Shut up, b***h!
J-She's gonna be one of your hookers! OH! -- This b***h looks like the Punisher... I got my helmet back!
B-Helped you out, ********; now where's my fifty bucks!? You know you owe me, ********, from the last time.
********, I'm... I custom made your suit! Don't you see what the ******** I'm wearin'? I'm the Juggernaut, b***h!
B-I don't give a ******** who the ******** you are, you big-looking ********...
J-Don't you know I will beat the s**t out yo a**, Charles? I will beat the s**t out you WITH Charles, as a matter of fact, I dont give a ********! I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!


B-Yeah, yeah... Just love looking over the city in this ******** with my pimp cane, hell yeah...
E-Goddamn RAPIST!
B-Who said that s**t? *****, don't you know who I am? What the ********?
E-Who said it? It's me, you see my ********' spaceship? This is a Dodge! See this ********' crimson red s**t I'm wearing?
B-Who the ******** are you, you red-looking, ********, mustard-looking -- mustard?
E-Hah! Ain't that a b***h? I'm Ketchup, ********! "Mustard"... ZAP yo dumb a**! Bow down to a true pimp, b***h!
B-OH! s**t, dog... that s**t... it hurted, ********...
E-I don't give a damn. I'm made out of laffy taffy ********. This is a ********' stripper...
J-Oh, it's the Juggernaut, b***h! GOT yo dumb a**! What the ******** was that? Oh, they SHOOTIN' me -- I'm the Juggernaut! I'm gonna kill him, and I'm gonna rape him, then I'm gonna eat his ********' costume, just wait.
******** him up, *****!
******** that -- oh, what the hell is he doin?! What the ******** is this s**t?!
You can't harm me! Are you a ********' a**? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut b***h, I'ma hit you with your own pimp!
I'm BAD, I'm the baddest ******** on the world! Have you ever seen a costume like mine?
B-Just finish him off already, stop talking.
J-Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that s**t!
B-Hey, you crimson-looking ********, that's right I said crimson.
J-Oh, I'm ready to beat his a**...


B-WELCOME to lifestyles of the rich and famous! That's right bitches, my crib!
Oh man, look at all this money! Hell yeah, sellin' them hos is easy as hell!
E-*****, I don't sell hos, I sell candy; can't you see my ********' outfit? I'm a part time stripper, AND I do hair. ******** is wrong with him?
B-Man, I don't wanna hear that s**t, man. Just count the money already before Juggernaut's a** shows up.
J-Oh, it's the Juggernaut b***h, and I got a b***h with me! Yes, we're gonna have a ********' RAPE party!
B-Why do you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room? You ********.
J-Cause I'm the god damn Juggernaut -- you see how tight my outfit is? I have to, that's the only way I can breathe!
B-Shut up, b***h!
G-I'ma whoop yo a**!
E-Now you can make a choice, I can either take this s**t, or you can give it to me willin'ly.
G-I want it, I want it willin'ly...I want it
E-Oh, I know you do, you dirty b***h.
J-I'm the Juggernaut, I'm ready to ********! I've been ready to ********, my suit's so tight.
E-I don't even need no condom, look at what my outfit's made out of. Yeah, that's right... Look real close. Gaze and be amazed at the size, the sheer stren'th. Oh...
Look at the size of my gun, b***h. You think that's something, wait till I take off this LATEX, show yo a** a real pistol! b***h!
C-What the ********, Charles?
C-GYAAARRRGGGHHH!
E-Ahh, wonder what the ******** is on TV tonight?
B-Did you kill the b***h? Did ya!?
J-No, but I'm 'bout to kill this b***h. I'm about to ******** her in the ear, BLOW HER BRAINS OUT, 'cause I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, b***h; Ima' break ya in half. Ha ha!
B-Juggernaut, I got a feelin' there's something wrong with you…


J-And in this corner, the welterweight champion, the Juggernaut, b***h -- why the ******** is this s**t fallin'?
B- What the hell's going on?
J-What the ******** is wrong with this b***h? What the ******** is wrong with her hair? Everybody's wondering the same thing.
B-Who the hell's up there, *****? Go get the gun, cap them fools... right now!
J-Man, ******** that s**t, I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, I've been waitin' for this s**t all my ********' life. Let me catch me a -- WHOA!
W-What up, mon ami?
J-This ******** tried to ******** up my suit!
B-I'ma ******** you up with my pimp cane!
E-Shoot 'em with my pistol... my pistol of pain.
W-Initiate laser dodging!
J-These ******** ripped my suit!
B-You ********! Ohh, s**t. Take this, b***h!
E-MMMM.... hit my latex! Now I won't be able to ******** tonight.
G-YEAAAAH!
J-Oh, it's time baby! I like your ********' -- I like your raincoat, b***h. You can't run!
G-My p***y's tinglin'! Don't worry, sugah!
J-Oooh, that b***h is strong. I like 'em strong... so strong...
W-Hey, what up? How 'bout I take this s**t off, you know, make it -- OHH!
******** you up with my pimp cane, *****! Take another one!
W-Mmmmm, yaa, my chest! My bloody chest! My outfit.
B-You know what ********? You gonna get hurt by my pimp cane one way or another.
W-Not as long as I'm wearing these Jamaican colors, there's no way you can harm me.
W-You can't harm me, mon ami, ********' Harlem Globetrotter up in this b***h.
J-You can't run! You CAN'T run! You can't run 'cause I'm the Juggernaut! I gotta -- Oh, I'm gonna take this...
G-Feel the wrath of the daughter of Bret Hart, ********!
J-This b***h is throwin' firecrackers, this b***h must be crazy! This b***h must not know - I'm the Juggernaut!! You don't know....your s**t!!"
G-What the ********? Aww, s**t! Come on sugah, we gotta get outta here!
J-Don't run, don't run, don't run. I like the chase....I like the chase...
W-Bow down to a true mon am-IIII!
J-The ******** Juggernaut's back! I'm the Juggernaut!
E-The ******** wrong with you, Juggernaut?
J-I Dunno'...Get the b***h!"
G-Gemme outta here... get me... the ******** -- AHH! Yeah! Oh yeah, my breasts are good for somethi -- Oh s**t!
J-The b***h is free? Ha ha! ******** you think you goin? Jugg's gotcha!
B-Let's go! We can get away with my pimp cane!
W-Commence explosion dodging! Whoa!


G-End of the road, d**k eata!
J-I think it's too cold for the Juggernaut to be out here, especially when I got this b***h in my hand.
What the ********?
CC-Urggggghhhhhh.... Uuuurrrggggghhhh...
J-Captain Planet? Aw, I think I see Captain Planet. I don't give a ********. I'm the Juggernaut. He can't ******** with me. What the ******** he gonna tell me to get some toothpaste? Colgate for the Juggernaut, ain't that a b***h?
E-I see something, in the far winds..
CC-Captain Caaaaaaaavemaaaaan!
W-Who the ******** is this Goliath-looking ********?
CC-Look at my biceps!
E-Ahhh... Who the ******** is he?
J-I don't know... he better not be ********' up Juggernaut's p***y!
W-You bow down to me... now you blow me! YOU. BLOW. ME. Notice all these people behind me? They will all marvel behind my behemoth d**k!
E-No Goliath... eh... tu sabes...
CC-You do not talk to me like that, with my mohawk.
G-Aw s**t, I told you for the last time: I ain't going out with your ugly, Goliath-looking, ******** a**.
CC-I will ******** you tonight, you shut up. Now, where is this Juggernaut ********? I will crush him, with my hand.
J-You can't be serious! This ******** talkin' 'bout me!? I'ma beat the s**t -- get the ******** out my way! ******** wrong with you? Oh s**t...
CC-Gimme this puny a** hand!
J-What the ********, what the ********!? I'm scared of heights!
CC-Get DOOOWWWNNN! Beeyotch now!
J-But I'm the Juggernaut, biiiitttcccchhhh!
G-Gaaaawd DAMN! I wanna get ********!
J-But I'm the Juggernaut, biiiitttcccchhhh!