""16 THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A MY GAL-MART STORE"
>
> 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your
> nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti - depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
> Impossible" theme.
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
> size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
> say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream..
> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,
> very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
>
> 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
> pikachu, go!"
26 things to do in an elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let
the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
"That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
icon_cool.gif Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they
have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they
can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,
they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!�?�¢�¯�¿�½�¯�¿�½ and then enforce it.
1icon_cool.gif Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got
enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your
one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have
new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal space!" """
Pyrok1tty Community Member 
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