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Wow. Has anyone here been hit in the ribs by a wooden mace before? You... you feel that... You feel that. The other day at practice, someone managed to get around my defence and drill me the side with a wooden mace. Frankly, it hurt like a b---h. Since it was all about endurence, there was no dodgeing the blows, unless you count blocking them. So... the moral of the story is: Don't get hit in the side by wooden maces. Anyway, in Gaia related news, the lab RP has made some significant progress, and on the Shining Warrior RP, we almost have our 200th post and it's really shaping up. I added some people to my friends list, whom I had simply not gotten around to requesting (I'm a lazy b*****d ninja, I know. Just kidding. No such thing cool ) DDaarrkk, if you're out there, thanks for helping me with the sythe, and the deal is on. I'll take monthly items. Thanks you mrgreen . And I would just like to state that this summer, there will probably be a major battle between ninjas and pirates in the U.S. state of Illinois, so anyone who is not a ninja, might want to stay out (unless of course you're a dumb pirate wishing to challenge a ninja). Allow me to rant for a moment. The only half way cool thing I have ever seen a pirate do, is the following: I confronted a pirate, by pure chance, down by a highschool track. It was fairly deserted with the exception of us two. The pirate gave an "Arr..." as he pulled a one shot pistol on me. Rolling my eyes, I moved with ninja speed toward the pirate moving the gun so that it discharged harmlessly in the air. I then slashed down with my katana (which of course I almost always have on me) and chopped off the pirates leg. "Arr..." He... arred. "Good 'ting I 'ad tha' leg replaced wit' a wooden one some years ago." He stated as he reached for his cutlass. 'Oh, so what?' I thought to myself, he had a wooden leg, lots of pirates do. I swiftly severed his cutlass arm from his body. "Arr... Isa good 'ting I 'ad tha' arm replaced wit' a wooden one some years ago..." he said, as he reached for another pistol. I sighed, I had decided I had had enough of this joker. Leveling my katana, I drove it though the pirate's head in a single lunge... ... ... (Here it comes):
"Arr... good ting' I replaced my head wit' a wooden one a while ago..."
As my eyes widened in shock, I put away my katana and walked away, slowly repeating to myself that I had seen nothing that day... it didn't work.