A previous entry
And then I was all like pirates don't like cheese now if it's blue cheese then it's a different story and then this pirate guy comes up and he's all like I'm Cappin Jack Sparrow and I eat cheese that isn't blue so you shouldn't be talking savvy and then the girl was all like OMG it's Cappin Jack Sparrow and he's played by Jonny Depp and she's going all yay and Sparrow's going all what the heck, mate and the sparrows are doing their little bird thing and then one of them poops on the girl and she screams and she's all like AHHHHH and Sparrow's all like ha ha you gots birdy poop on you and the sparrows start attacking the girl and she starts running but the sparrows are fast and soon she's all like EEEEEEEEEEEEEE and screaming and then she falls and one of the sparrows rips her throat out and she's all like twitchy twitch twitch and then she stops moving and then Cappin Jack Sparrow steals these two peoples candy and the one guy's all like dude whatchoo takin' mah skittles fo' foo and then Jack runs away and starts dating this lady named Elizibeth Swann but her boyfriend Will Turner gets all mad and then this squid guy comes up to them and he's all like DOOD GIMME THOSE SKITTLES and Jack's like no and he takes out this sword like ching and the Elizibeth girl accidently falls off a cliff and then she's drowning and the Will guy saves her and they fall in love again and Jack and the squid guy are fighting and then I turn to my friend and and go hey you wanna get some pizza and he's all like dude sweet and we go get pizza and it's cheese pizza and then the Jack Sparrow guy comes in and he's all like pizza yummy and he sits with us and takes some pizza and I go all like hey pirates do like cheese and Jack goes all well no duh all pirates like cheese and then this lady comes up and she sayd hey guys would you like to join a dating program and my friend's all like no I don't like dating cause I always wonder am I eating too much am I talking too much is she talking enough what if she's not interested what if I'm not interested but she's interested should I pretned like I'm interested even though I'm not really interested will she think I'm interested what if she knows I'm not interested and when am I supposed to kiss her and do I kiss her at the door or do I kiss her at the table or when she first gets there and what if she's a bad kisser and would I just hug her and do I use that hug where your butt sticks out cause you're afraid to get to close and what if she hates me or I hate her and he just goes on and on and on and on and on and the kady just leaves and then my friend shot her and she was all like ACK bleed and then some and then some guy with sharp fangscame up and started drinking all her blood and my friend's like ha ha sucks to be you lady and the other people just stare and we got kicked out and I'm all like now what and he's all like I dunno and I'm like let's drive to New York and he's all like we can't and I go why not and he's like I don't have a car and I'm like aww too bad let's go burn stuff and he's like okay and we go burn down the pizza place we got kicked out of and the people are all like OMG FIRE and we stand there and he laughs and I laugh since he's laughing and Jack's laughing too cause he helped us and then we're all going like LET'S NUKE DISNEY WORLD and we all go yes and so we do and Jack yelled something about funnel cakes and we go what and he's like funnel cakes and my friend goes all dude that's lame and I go pie and they go yeah pie is good so we all go get pie and then we're all sitting there and eating pie and I have blueberry and my friend has cherry and Jack Sparrow has crackers and he gives one to a parrot and the parrot's all like squack polly wanna rip your arm off and so the parrot goes to the next booth and rips this guys arm off and we're all like ha ha sucks to be you and then we got kicked out of that place too and my friend's all like well this bites and Sparrow's all like agreed savvy and I'm like dude there's that guy in that game and my friend's all like OMG that's solid snake and then my friend grabs a knife and slits solid snake's throat and he's all like ha ha sucks to be you and then a police guy came up and he's all like mister you killed that dude so now you're under arrest and my friend's all like but that guy killed people before so I'm helping and the police dude's like og okay and puts that dead solid snake in jail and we're all like score and we go to the store and I'm all like hey look they have pudding for sal and we're all like cool ans we go to the pudding aisle and we're all like should we get vanilla or chocolate or mint or butterscotch or tapioca or rice or tape or potato and there's too many so we grab them all and then we pay and the guys goes if you buy this 500 dollar useless thing I'll give you a free biscuit and my friend's all like screw you and he shoots the guy and we get kicked out of that place and this guys goes dude peace on earth and good will towards men ladys kids and animals and my friend says dude shut up and he shoots the guy and the guy's all like gurgle splotch and he fell over and was was all like dude I'm dead let there be peace and then my friend shoots his ghost and his ghost is all like BLARGH and then we're all like yay and then Zexion came by and he's all like what in the world are you guys doing and we're all like hi Zexion we're killing peple and then he leaves and we go all cheer and then we go to Mcdonalds and the cashier is all like hi can I help you and my friend is all like yeah gimme an Icee andthe cashier is all like we don't have Icees and my friend is all like BANG and then he shot the cashier and the manager guy comes out and he's all like who are you people and Jack's like I'm Cappin Jack Sparrow savvy and the manager is like dude your famous go ahead and continue and so we shoot more people and then the police come by and they're all like you people can't do that and we're like yes we can because we've got Cappin Jack Sparrow with us and they're all like okay then.
(Because I'm kinda bored, I'm gonna continue this.)
So then the police dudes left to go to Dunkin Doo-nots and we jsut kept shooting people and then my friend is all like TO TEH IDIOT MOBILE and so we go outside and there's this car and it's like a black limo and stuff and it's freakin' sweet so we all go over to it and Jack's all like the door's locked mate and then my friend shoots the window and unlocks the door and he's all like look it's not locked any more and me an' Jack are all like sweet and Jack goes I call shotgun and then my friend ignores him and goes to drive so Jack sits up front and I'm in the back and we're all drving and then there's this guy in the street and he's got a knife in his stomach and he's all like I gots a toomie ache I needs a doocteer and my friend's all like I'm a doctor then the guy's all like umm, I meant dentist and my friend's all like bullcrap you said doctor don't lie douchebag and then my friend shot him and the guy was all like BLARGH I'MA DYING and then he fell over and my friend was all like ha I bet his tummy ache is gone now and we continued driving and stuff and then we got to the BK lounge so we go in there and the lady at the counter is all like Hola cómo puedo ayúdele and my friend is like yo no hablo español and he shoots her and the manager dude comes up and he's all like dude you three are in the newspaper for killing people and Jack's all like yeah, savvy we killed some people so give us some koko-kola Icees or else we'll kill you savvy and the manager dude's all like okay and he gives us the Icees and then he's all lkike that'll be seven ninty-five and my friend's all like bullcrap and so he shoots the manager and then some people start screaming so we leave and frame it on Bush and then we go to an arcade and my friend's all like hey let's play time Crisis and Jack's like no savvy I'ma go play DDR and I go me too so we both go to play DDR and my friend goes to play Time Crisis and so me and Jack are all dancing and stuff and then some kid comes by and he's all like dude you guys are cool and Jack's all like of course I'm cool I'm Cappin Jack Sparrow and the kid's all like OMG can I have your autograph dude and Jack's like only if you kill yourself and the kid's like okay and the kid kills himself and then Jack laughs and conintuees dancing and stuff and then my friend walks over and he's all like ha ha sux to be you and so we all leave and go somewhere and then this alien dude comes by and he's all like I'm Cryptosporium 138 and I'm here to destroy all the humans and we're all like dude can we help and he's like sure go throw this into a nearby McDonalds and so we do and he's like cool and now I'm off and then he flies away and stuff with a jetpack and we all wave goodbye and go to the white house and Cryptosporium 138 is there and he's like dude someone just arrested Bush for shooting people at a Burger King and now I'm president and we're all like dude that was us we framed Bush can we be your advisors and he's all like sure so we're the president's advisors and we got a vacation so we went to Las Vegas and robbed a casino and Luxord was there and he's all like you guys are retarted I'm giong to a different casino so he did and we went to the zoo and stole some snakes and then we got on a plane and we put the snakes on the plane before parachuting off and the people on the plane were all like OMG SNAKES ONA PLANE and then they died so we laughed and my friend was all like ha ha sux to be them and so Jack was all like hey let's go watch my movie savvy and we're all like cool so we go watch his movie and then throw our popcorn at an old lady and she fell over and my friend is all like here comes the quiet part and then she was reeeeeeeeaaaaal quiet like and my friend was all like ha ha sux to be you and so we left and then some dog came barking at us and this dude near us goes what's that Lassie Timmy is stuck in the well and then he looks to us and says you three should go save Timmy and my friend's all like bullcrap the kid's fine and then he shoots the dog and we all leave and then this guy is crawling across the ground and he's all like I'm being sneaky I'm being a sneaky man and my friend's all like bullcrap you aren't sneaky at all and then he shoots the sneaky guy and the sneaky guy goes all reeeeeeeaaaaaal quiet and stuff so then we all leave and we go to the candy apple place and steal some caramal apples and the cashier guy's all like you can't steal those and we're all like yeah we can 'cuz we've got cappin Jack Sparrow and we're the President's advisors and the cashier dude is all like okay then carry on so we did and then we ate all the caramal apples and then we went back to my place to play Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix+.
(Okay. Done. Nine lines shorter than the first chapter but oh well. It took me some time and for that I'm glad.)
