NEW WORLD ORDER!
ARTICLE 1!
Things that make my brain hurt.
Section 1: Roman numeral
A) Roman Numerals shall be banished for all eternity. Yes, I understand they are old, and universal but so are numbers! Who does not understand the number 1. It is easy and does not take a super genius to figure out! Who was the smart a** who made IV be 4…or is it 6…? I rest my case.
B) Another reason why roman numerals are so horrible is because not only do I not know hoe to count by them, but typing them is just cruel. There are I’s and V’s and X’s were as the numbers are right on top of our key board.
Section 2: L33K SP3AK
A) TYPE OUT YOUR DAMNED WORDS! If you are caught typing in L33K SP3AK you will be strung up by your toes and forced to take grammar classes! The occasional LOL and BRB is fine but once you start going into full blown L33K SP3AK you will be punished!
ARTICLE 2!
Public Behavior
Section 1: Clothing
A) When you are out in public you must wear a shirt at all times. This is because it is unfair for women to be in a tank top while the men walk around with out shirts on. Also there are men out there who were not meant to go out in public with out a shirt on. No one wants so see man boobs, unless you were a really sick person. If you are caught with out a shirt on then you will be forced to were a Victorian style dress (including the corset which will be as tight as possible.)
B) Another thing, if you are wearing some hutchie mama skirt and some top that is showing the world everything you will also be forced to wear the dress. This is due to the fact that once again, no one wants to see it and if you are one of those people who do you are a sick pervert
Section 2: Nudist Colonies
A) If you really feel the urge to go around naked with a few thousand other people, I will not stop you. Only if you remain naked the whole time you are a member of said colony.
Section 3: Swearing
A) Who ever said swearing was cool will be dragged out to the streets and shot.
B) Swearing is not cool and is very unattractive. If you are found constantly swearing you will be treated like the L33K SP3AK3RS. Strung up by your toes and be forced to take grammar and English classes.
Section 4: Making Out
A) You people make me sick…Making out in public is not only disturbing, scarring, and traumatizing but sick as well!
ARTICLE 3!
Education and Jobs
Section 1: High School
A) If you do not wish to go to school, then don’t, you will not be punished. But if it is on your record as not attending school you will be classified as a lazy bum and will most likely die cold and miserable on the streets.
B) For those who wish to go to school classes will be smaller, you will receive more one on one attention, lunch will be free and there will be fewer hours’ classes.
C) High school will only be offered until you are 25. (26 if you are in mid-year and you have a birthday.)
Section 2: Collage
A) If you have not attended 4 years off high school you will be prohibited from entering collage.
B) If you do have 4+ years of high school collage will be free. You have made the choice of going to high school you will be rewarded with free collage. Good Job!
Section 3: Jobs
A) Employers can hire who ever they feel like. They will not be forced to hire lazy bums.
ARTICLE 4!
TV and Movies
Section 1: Cartoons
A) Cartoons are great entertainment, and perfect for when the kids wont shut up, or parents want some “alone time.” They will be showed on more channels more frequently and will not cost millions of dollars to create. They will be written by some of our funniest writers alive today, and will not consist of sponges.
Sub-Section A) On the topic of sponges, they are not funny! If someone mentions the name SpongeBob around me I will personally dispose of him or her.
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ARTICLE 5!
Weddings and Dating
Section 1: Polygamy
A) If you feel as if you must have more then one wife that is fine. But there is this really good show on HBO that follows a polygamist and his three wives, and its not easy! So polygamy is now legal, our the one who is screwing your life up not me
B) Women can be polygamist as well.
Section 2: Divorce
A) …I am pretty much going to leave this the way it is…unless! You have kids then the marriage councilor will determine the length the divorce will take.
Section 3: Dating
A) If you are caught cheating on you
