Hm soo much to say but i swore to only talk about one subject on one journal entry sooo I pick stand up comedy. Now most people think stand up is really funny but if you actually pay attention to the topics it's pretty lame, not saying that i think it's lame i'm just saying the topics are lame. They can turn anything boring and make it funny which is why i think there should be a law making it so all stand ups have to be teachers that way school wouldn't b so boring. I have a couple stand up subjects in me so i'll share one of them:
"Have you ever been asked 'Hey dude, what are you doing here?' when it's so obvious what your doing? I was at the movies the other day and i saw one of my other friends there that wasn't in my movie and he said 'Hey dude, what are you doing here?' and i replied 'Oh i was out of food so i decided to go groccery shopping at 8:30 at night at the movie theater, what about you?' 3nodding You know? I think it's just so annoying that they say that when it's obvious what your doing. I mean you could b anywhere and it's kind of obvious, your at the doctors 'Hey dude, what are you doing here?' 'Getting grocceries.' at a football game 'Hey dude, what are you doing here?' 'Getting grocceries!' at the mall 'Hey dude, what are you doing here?' 'Paying my taxes!'"
that's it so until next time i'll see ya l8r good night! *that's an other thing at the end of shows they'll say like "good night!" and it's like noon i just can't wait for some one to say "It's the middle of the day!!"
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The Life and Times of Senator Smexy!
This is where I put all the funny stuffs that my mind comes up with or I just make fun of things that have actually happend in my life.
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