About a llama, a kid, and a dream
So there I was starring down the business end of a musket. Luckily the one who was holding it was me so I fixed that problem fast. Still, I had a whole roboninjavampirate army surrounding me. That's not saying much because their armies don't hunt in packs...they fly solo. That's why I was never a commerical pilot, becuase I flew solo aswell. Never in my life was I in need of milk so I went to the nearest Mobster Mart and noticed it was full so I kept walking. Jesus, Jimmy Hoffa, Zoolander, and I were walking down the street and saw a pig flying by. That's when I realized the roboninjavampirates were closing in. This could have ended it right there when I noticed that Jesus was really Ralph Nader. My dog bit a person so I had to put him down. My dog had to sleep outside for punishment. Aliens were all around us when the Soviet Union came...darn commies! After that we went for ice cream the end.
