I always knew looking back on the tears would make me l a u g h…
Wow.
Major snowstorm.
First thing I hear in the morning: Get your fat a** out there and shovel the driveway, and don’t come back until you’re done.
Joy.
Stupid bloody snow piles up as fast as you shovel…
Especially when you’re using a damn midget shovel.
Well at least I don’t have to go to school. No buses. Wonder how many people actually went today?
Oh well, their prob. Not mine.
Aaaannnnyyyways, today’s Valentine’s Day.
Whoopdeedoo.
A charming day to express your undying love to dear ones and smother them with unnecessary crap. Perhaps I’m being a bit too harsh. Then again, who listens to me? Of course, I’m not against free gifts from your enduring fans. I’m more against the fact that this holiday is merely for companies to make more money. Then again, maybe it’s just my allergies towards flowers and dislike of chocolate that’s talking.
Nonetheless, I wouldn’t want to spoil this day for those lovey-dovey couples.
Me being the cheapass that I am, went and made a Valentine’s Day card on Photoshop…too poor to even afford a card…Hey, don’t shoot me! After all, it’s the thought that counts, right?
See? Isn’t it so wonderful? Besides, no one needs to know that I spent like ten minutes on that…
Well anyways, Happy Valentine’s Day y’all!
Major snowstorm.
First thing I hear in the morning: Get your fat a** out there and shovel the driveway, and don’t come back until you’re done.
Joy.
Stupid bloody snow piles up as fast as you shovel…
Especially when you’re using a damn midget shovel.
Well at least I don’t have to go to school. No buses. Wonder how many people actually went today?
Oh well, their prob. Not mine.
Aaaannnnyyyways, today’s Valentine’s Day.
Whoopdeedoo.
A charming day to express your undying love to dear ones and smother them with unnecessary crap. Perhaps I’m being a bit too harsh. Then again, who listens to me? Of course, I’m not against free gifts from your enduring fans. I’m more against the fact that this holiday is merely for companies to make more money. Then again, maybe it’s just my allergies towards flowers and dislike of chocolate that’s talking.
Nonetheless, I wouldn’t want to spoil this day for those lovey-dovey couples.
Me being the cheapass that I am, went and made a Valentine’s Day card on Photoshop…too poor to even afford a card…Hey, don’t shoot me! After all, it’s the thought that counts, right?
See? Isn’t it so wonderful? Besides, no one needs to know that I spent like ten minutes on that…
Well anyways, Happy Valentine’s Day y’all!
…but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me c r y
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