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Entry 5 January 23 2007


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DEAR LORD! I HAVE SUFFERED AN EMERGENCY!

I went on to the "forums" to engage in a delightful topic about politics, when I was approached by one of the "spirits" (aka humans).

He pressed a bottle into my hands, saying "lol drink dis eet tast gud lol rofl. gud fer u man ^_^"

He seemed like a nice, moral person so I drank the contents of the bottle.

I felt rather weird, like I was turning into an alien.

I didn't notice what had happened until I stood in front of a mirror and realized I only had two toes on each foot, green skin, and large black eyes.

Of course, my initial reaction was to pass out. However, convinced that the mirror was a foul practitioner of the dark arts (known as "HAX" by the "spirits" wink , I promptly smashed the mirror with my forehead.

Nothing happened of course, as I really had turned into an alien. I decided to follow my previous course of action, and promptly fainted.

After waking up, I realized I could shoot lasers OUT OF MY EYES.

Like, a video game or something.

More on this later.


Lesson learned today: Strangers + Drinks = Laser Eyes.