Terrific.
Commencing February28th; the woman with a medical degree in nursing will be receiving a wonderful whopping of---
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---$400 a month!
Wow, isn’t that something? Gone to college, getting a career, and only making a handful of money per month? Currently its $800, but hell, that's with the government's support money because Dear Old Dad just loves us enough to pay child support. Oh wait, he doesn't. I forgot about that.
KA-CHIIIIING
So lemme see; I do believe that right about now, Mr. Dad owes us a grand total of... well ********, I lost count after $50,000. That's well over three years of a full career's salary. And at Four Hundred ******** dollars a month? That's a ******** total of $4,800 a year. Hell, part-time at minimum wage makes more than that. GREAT JOB WITH THE WHOLE "PREP YOUR LIFE", "STAY IN SCHOOL", "GET A JOB" MOTIVE.
And hey, why not make yourself think you have a good life now that your living your future years? Make your son work, and make him get a job. And hell, make him pay your rent while you're at it, hmm?
Can anyone guess what our rent it? ;D
Ta-Da!
$600 a month. Who's complaining? Not me. [:
At $600 a month, I'm ******** proud to be living in this dump. But hey, I think there's a problem with my math. Because that last I checked, $400 a month won't cover $600 monthly rent. ]':
O WELLZ
SOOOOOOOOOO~
Can anyone guess who's going to have to work? :D
Can anyone guess who's going to have to give up his savings? :D
Can anyone guess who's going to have one ******** hell of a time saving his money to get an education and go to college? :D
QUICK, IT'S FINAL ******** JEPORDY.
And the irony? This Jeopardy question won't get anyone a million dollar prize. SRY, I JUS DUNT HAV TEH MUNNY.
O WEL.
On to top everything off, can anyone guess what the hell it's going to bring for me?
Besides being a worthless bum who might not be able to afford going to Law School, or a starving writer that very well might just eat his work just to survive in economical disaster.
-DING-DING-DING- You guessed it! I may lose internet again, Television cable (as if I ever had it since the move), and just about every damn bit of thing I have left to look forward to in a society.
What's the good news behind it all?
Well if situation gets bad enough, I might just be able to get away with calling child services on an "Unhealthy Environment" to take me away and find me a foster home.
The bad side to that? I'm ******** turning 18 in March, so once that hits; the child services will simply let me go to where ever I have left. But hey; a job isn't bad, right? I can get a job without a degree and pay for rent at some shitty motel, right?
Wrong. Hawaii's housing economy is by far the worst standards to live by. There are ******** people with ******** great, excellent, and far more money-making jobs than you'll ever have that are living on the beaches in Waianae, just because the Rent and Housing Cost in Hawaii is too ******** expensive.
HEY, MR. GOVERNMENT. THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU ******** ASSIST SOCIETY. BUT I GUESS EVEN YOU NEED A BREAK. A ******** LIFETIME OF A VACATION, HUH? TRYING TO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER, WHEN IT WAS NEVER THE REASON BEHIND THE MILLIONS OF STARVING PEOPLE, IN THE FIRST PLACE. ********.
I'M SORRY, I NEED A DAMNED ******** GREEN PIECE OF PAPER WITH SOME PRESIDENT'S FACE ON IT TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION, DON'T I?
WELL I'M ******** SORRY I'M A SHITTY POOR b*****d THAT LIVES IN YOUR SO-CALLED "FREE COUNTRY", THAT MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS RAN TO WHEN IN NEED OF ESCAPE OF THEIR OWN HOMES. BUT HEY, LETS ALL BE FRIENDS AND FORGET THE ENTIRE HALF OF SOCIETY THAT CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOUR IDEALISTIC USE OF CURRENCY. SERIOUSLY, WHO THE ******** THOUGHT UP THAT?
Hey, Caps Locks sure is one hell of a fun button. But ya'll know what? ******** it. ******** it all.
I have no ******** idea where it goes from here on, but just ******** every damned piece of it.
Born with a ******** silver spoon in my mouth? I ******** wish.
I think I'll go look for a rock to crawl under while my ******** bloodshot eyes tear themselves.
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