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I got third place in the Spelling Bee yesterday. Whew. I messed up on the word: "energetic." scream How do you mess up on a word like THAT?!?

I have a funny joke that I've been wanting to write down in my journal for ever. Dani's already heard it.

A boy walks in on his mom and dad having $3x. His mom is saying: "Grab my t*ts," and his dad is saying "grab my d*ck," and the boy says: "Mommy, Daddy, what are d*cks and t*ts?" So they tell him they're hats and coats.

Then the boy walks in on his dad shaving his face. His dad cuts himself, so he says: "Sh*t!" And the boy asks: "Daddy, what's sh*t?" and his dad tells him: "It's a kind of shaving cream."

Then the boy walks in on his mom dressing a turkey, and she says: "f*ck!" and the boys asks: "mommy, what's f*ck?" and his mom tells him: "It's a turkey dressing."

Then the boy walks in on his dad trying to fix the TV. "B*tches and b@sturds!" he says. And the boy asks: "daddy, what're b*tches and b@sturds?" and his dad says: "Oh, they're boys and girls."

So the boy has some of his friends over later, and when they come in he says to them: "Hello b*tches and b@sturds, you can hang your d*cks and t*ts on the coat rack. My dad's in the bathroom shaving with sh*t, and my mom's in the kitchen f*cking the turkey."

Dude, this freak-@$$ dude named Christian e-mailed me this thing for hi5, and I joined, thinking Christian was Jared's mom. But then I saw Christian's picture and realized it was NOT Jared's mom, but some dude I don't know. But I joined anyways.

Oooh, I just found out who Christian is. It's ~*~Eternal Night~*~ , My pair on PC. heart Dude, he is sezzay... XD

You know the bad thing about talking to TAD? I can't use any of the gay-jokes I know. crying I'll just have to make up straight jokes. xd Which would be strange since I'm straight though... stare Hm...