[Alien]
Ellen Ripley: This thing bled acid, who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead.
Ash: I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.
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[Alien: Ressurection]
Johner: I heard you, like, ran into these things before.
Ellen Ripley: That's right.
Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ellen Ripley: I died.
Ellen Ripley: [H]e put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And, in a few hours, it's going to burst its way through your rib-cage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?
Purvis: Who are you?
Ellen Ripley: I'm the monster's mother.
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[SpaceBalls]
Dark Helmet: Come back you fat bearded b***h!
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.
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[Silence Of The Lambs]
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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[Young Frankenstein]
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Fronkensteen.
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced: Fronkensteen.
Igor: Do you also say, Froaderick?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, Frederick.
Igor: Well, why isn't it: Froaderick Fronkensteen?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't. It's Frederick Fronensteen.
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
Igor: No, it's pronounced: I-gore.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But, they told me it was Igor.
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
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Thomas A. Anderson / Neo: I know kung fu.
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[The fifth Element]
Zorg: Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero stones? ZERO CRATES!
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[austin powers: the spy who shagged me]
Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.
The President: What hand?
Dr. Evil: You aren't all that and a bag of potato chips.
The President: What are you talking about?
Dr. Evil: Don't go there, girlfriend.
The President: Whose girlfriend?
Dr. Evil: Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mo fo. I once popped a cop cause he wasn't giving my props in Oak town. I've heard that somewhere.
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[Blair Witch Project]
Michael Williams: What's with that slime on your backpack?
Joshua Leonard: That's not slime, it's just water. No wait, it is slime, what the ********?
[On "Gilligan's Island."]
Joshua Leonard: There was no beer on the island, man. If they had beer they would have had, like, big-a** orgies.
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[The Excorcist]
"I am Satan, watch my head spin!"
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[Hannibal]
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.
Verger: When the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes a-runnin'... but not to help.
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[Independence Day]
Capt. Hiller: "I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET's a**, that's all."
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[monty Python and the holy grail]
Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY!
Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid b*****d. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis."
Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman," but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King of Swamp Castle: Some day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?
Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets]
Arthur: Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
Arthur: Shh!
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI!
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"
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