Okies, I'm back from the beach nowz. Key events:
*Getting lost less than 30 minutes into the drive there.
*Pigeon and Sea Gull Stalking (We'll get to that in a minute.)
*Grandmother buying me a black straw cowboy hat.
*While coming out of a store wearing the hat, Mom looked up and me and said, "[ZOMG!] You look like Rob Zombie! eek " whee
*Talking to a girl about Pulp Fiction and Ed Wood.
* Drawing "Gaia: bounty_hunter_bk" in the sand three separate times. (And now we play the waiting game...as if. rolleyes )
*The tiniest "church" I've ever walked into. ("Hey God, what's up? This is cute isn't it? mrgreen " wink
*Going up to the open Bible and flipping it to "Proverbs" because it's my favorite part other than Revelations.
*Kittens
*The white spotted pigeon of doom visiting me durring breakfast.
*Feeding the pigeons on the beach as a truce.
*Finding 14 sharks teeth in about 3 hours.
*Telling my dad over the phone how many sharks teeth I found and him saying, "No way! I searched the beach for hours and I only found 2 [last time]!!! gonk " (LOL, fail.)
*Sun burn!? burning_eyes
*The ugly clothes at the outlet. eek talk2hand
*"Voodoo" Stuff. rolleyes
*"Once Upon A time in Mexico" goggling. heart
*The fact that it rained on the last day. stare
*The dilema between boiled peanutts or ice cream.
*Crazy driving
*Creepy town.
*New lightbulb overkill. heart
How to stalk Pigeons, Sea Gulls, and Ducks: Pick your pigeon/sea gull/duck. Fallow it. Don't run and stay silent. Just calmy walk behind it -- far enough that you can't grab it, but close enough that the bird moves away. The bird will look back at you in questioning. Keep fallowing it. It'll keep looking back at you as if slightly annoyed. Keep fallowing it. Then the bird will start looking back at you like you're crazy. Just keep fallowing it. It'll eventually get fed up and fly away, but if it flys to a spot that you can still get to, calmly walk over and resume falling it. Eventually it'll fly out of reach. The goal of all this is to see how long you can fallow it before it flys completely out of reach. (And because it's funny to watch their baffled reactions.) While I was at the beach, I managed to fallow one pigeon for about 15 minutes. I find pigeons are the easiest to fallow because sea gulls and ducks tend to be slightly more paranoid. And I'd actually say be careful if you're going to stalk ducks and geese cuz they might turn around and retaliate. Any way... yeah, I'm a bit too easy to entertain. lol
 TheWitchGotRobin · Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 04:30pm · 0 Comments |
