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Alright so here's the story...

This morning I was hungry and i wanted to make some eggs ('cause, ya know, I haven't had eggs in like...months)So i boil them just the way mom told me to. I was all happy until I started unpealing them with Ebins. They were are gross and gooy still. Not a problem! I'll just stick them back in the water.

I put two back into the water and kept one out. I decided to put that one in the mircowave....

I knew that eggs explode if they are cooked in the microwave without holes in them. My egg had already been desimated and the top was already coming off and exposing the yolk. This made me think it would be fine if I just stuck it in there for like...20 seconds.....right? So i put it in for 20 and it still wasn't cooked. I thought this was mighty odd and Ebins comes and looks at it. "Oh! It just needs like...40 more seconds!!" And he set the timer to forty.

I thought it was a bit long to cook an egg, but I still thought it probably wouldn't explode cause it was totally open on top. We watched over the two other eggs in the boiling water....until we heard

BOOM!!!

We turned around and opened the microwave. Well the egg was thruoghly cooked...but cooked all over the walls of the microwave... sweatdrop

We...actually I cleaned up the eggy mess while Ebins cowerd in fear at the mere sight of the egg massacer. We decided the other eggs had been boiling long enough so we took them out of the water and let them cool for the second time.

They still werent done...

I got up the courage to try the microwave one more time (This time with a paper towl on top...like a smart kid). I decided to cook the two eggs in increments of 10.

First ten seconds....not done
Next ten seconds......still not done
Next ten seconds.....STILL NOT DONE!?

I finally concluded that the eggs i had aquired were made from a lesbian zombie chicken from the depths of the Inferno and discarded them. 3nodding




I turned to the leftover pizza for nurishment....



The End