Feeling: Insecure gonk
Listening to: Stephen Speaks - Out Of My League
I kinda wish that there was an app for life. ******** the easy button, that's like using duct tape to patch a leak in a barrel full of radioactive toxic waste-- at first you think the problem is solved, but then the world is overrun with zombies and who dafuq do you think is to blame for that in the end? It's always the a*****e with the easy button.
Nope, for real people with real problems that requires real work to resolve, there seriously needs to be an app. You know, just to help organize, dominate and basically pwn anything and everything that even attempts to go wrong in your life.
Oh, so some numbnut who drives with his a** on the wheel and his face on the clutch is going to ram me on the day I go to see my friends? Nope, we're just going to reschedule that for later in the week, maybe after I've had a coffee so that it wouldn't bother me nearly as much to end up in a hospital. stressed
GAWDAMNIT, what do you mean I don't qualify for a university grant!? kfein, let me just re-route a little money from out of my a** to cover my university expenses until I have the time to work again scream
Not sure how to win her heart? Don't worry, we've got it all covered for you in this nicely wrapped giftbox! heart
A friend is in need, you say? But I can't leave my studies! Oh I know, I'll just access the list of stand-ins who can fill in for me and do my assignments, while I'm away for a week dealing with other bullshit. Who knows, maybe I'll have time to pick up my Knight-in-Shining-Armor costume to really get into character.
*sigh*
Well, don't mind me. It's just me and my app, placing pieces where they should be with my awesome angling skills.
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