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top ten signs that ur food might eat u if u don't eat it first

10) If your food is talking to you, it might eat you if you don't eat it first.

9) if your food has a FACE, you might want to eat it before it can eat you.

8 ) if your food is fuzzy, it might eat you if you don't eat it first.

7) if your food is green, glowing or floating in mid air, it might eat you if you don't eat it first.

6) if your food has an ecosystem of its own, u might want to eat it before it can eat you

5) if your food is chasing you down the street it might be a good idea to eat it before it can eat you, (or catch you)

4) if your food has tentacles, you might want to eat it before it eats you.

3) if your food looks like its been dead awhile and longs to eat your brains, you might wanna eat it before it eats you.

2) if you bought you food in a caffeteria, it might eat u if u don't eat it first

1) if you can't cut it w/ a steak knife ur food might eat u if u don't eat it first