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Cjpk comic's presents Life Alert!~ *shows an old lady who has the product life alert* -old lady say's/Oh thank heaven's i have life alert now i wont have to worry about a thing- Kraus comes out with a bat-old lady say's/oh why hello young man-Kraus *kraus just focusing on the bat right in front of the lady makeing a fake swing at her legs trying to find the right place to swing at*-old lady say's/ young man?-Kraus *swings bat at the old ladys leg causeing her to fall to the ground*-old lady say's/Oof... thank heavens i have life alert *clicks on the button product on her neck and nothing happens*f-fuuck sh s**t...punk a** nugger i musta forgotten batteries *lies there on the pavement random person walks towards here* old lady say's oh my young man ill give u all my money i have on me please just help me up *pulls out the cash in her hands*-rocky *looks down at old lady and the money shes holding up in her hand* Eh what the hell *swipes the money in the old lady's hand and walks off*-old lady say's Wuh Waaait my cash help me up sir!!....*homeless person walks towards her*-old lady say's/n-no go away u smelly lower creature-fahoboguy say's/ Blargh u ish muh hydrante arf ima unleash my hooch liquids out on u prepare for a bath *fahoboguy pulls out his scaby infected c0ck and begins to spray his liquids all over the lady*-old lady say's/ oh no no no!!! Ahhhh! help me!!! hes violating me Bleragh!!! *trying to aim her face away from nasty looking and colored liquids comeing out of the homelessman*-Town speakers say's/EMERGENCY EVACUATION THE CITY IS BEING ATTACKED BY NUKES!!!!-*people stomp on the old lady leaving her to evacuate*-old lady say's *sniff sniff* what did i ever do? im christian *bombs nuke her*-Kraus say's /she lived but broke every bone in her body and she cant speak the important thing is and the morale is dont always rely =on tv products like shamwow piece of s**t a towel works better.~Cjpk comic's