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ebilmuffin660 (8:23:34 PM): DO YOU WANNA BE MY CHILD
CrucifiedLullaby (8:27:20 PM): WILL I BE SPOILED OR ABUSED?
ebilmuffin660 (8:27:34 PM): ....A MIXTURE OF BOTH
CrucifiedLullaby (8:27:54 PM): Nah 8D
ebilmuffin660 (8:27:57 PM): FIHE
ebilmuffin660 (8:28:00 PM): I'LL SPOIL YOU
CrucifiedLullaby (8:28:22 PM): MKAYS FOINE
ebilmuffin660 (8:28:26 PM): WITH ABUSE.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:28:31 PM): NOOOOO
ebilmuffin660 (8:28:32 PM): I'M GOING TO SPOIL YOU WITH ABUSE.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:28:32 PM): TRAP
ebilmuffin660 (8:28:33 PM): TOO LATE
ebilmuffin660 (8:28:37 PM): YOU'RE MY CHO;D
CrucifiedLullaby (8:28:40 PM): D8
ebilmuffin660 (8:28:43 PM): 8D
CrucifiedLullaby (8:28:57 PM): CURSES
ebilmuffin660 (8:29:15 PM): ALSO
ebilmuffin660 (8:29:17 PM): I'M CHANGING YOUR NAME
ebilmuffin660 (8:29:21 PM): AND GENDER.
ebilmuffin660 (8:33:00 PM): YOU ARE NOW MALE.
ebilmuffin660 (8:33:03 PM): AND YOUR NEW NAME IS LUCY.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:34:29 PM): D8 A BOY NAMED LUCY DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT RING TO IT
ebilmuffin660 (8:34:38 PM): THAT'S OKAY.
ebilmuffin660 (8:34:41 PM): ALSO
ebilmuffin660 (8:34:44 PM): I'M GETTING YOU BRACES.
ebilmuffin660 (8:34:54 PM): AND CLOTHING THAT'S TOO SMALL
ebilmuffin660 (8:34:59 PM): NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CrucifiedLullaby (8:35:22 PM): :c
ebilmuffin660 (8:35:38 PM): Do it. D8K
CrucifiedLullaby (8:35:47 PM): Nu.
ebilmuffin660 (8:35:54 PM): Yes.
ebilmuffin660 (8:36:06 PM): I'm your mother. And you are my son. So do what I say.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:36:42 PM): NEVA
ebilmuffin660 (8:36:48 PM): DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE CREAM CHEESE.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:37:28 PM): WTF
ebilmuffin660 (8:37:38 PM): YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:38:05 PM): D8
ebilmuffin660 (8:40:22 PM): NOW GO MAKE ME THAT SANDWICH
CrucifiedLullaby (8:41:40 PM): MAKE IT YOURSELF LAZY
ebilmuffin660 (8:43:51 PM): I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD
ebilmuffin660 (8:43:55 PM): AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT
CrucifiedLullaby (8:44:12 PM): LIAR
ebilmuffin660 (8:44:23 PM): I AM CLEARLY YOUR MOTHER.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:45:47 PM): YOU'RE A MONSTER
ebilmuffin660 (8:46:02 PM): JUST MAKE ME THE ******** SANDWICH
CrucifiedLullaby (8:46:18 PM): I LOST MY HANDS IN NAM
ebilmuffin660 (8:47:50 PM): THEN HOW ARE YOU TYPING
CrucifiedLullaby (8:49:12 PM): ....
CrucifiedLullaby (8:49:15 PM): MOUTH STICK
ebilmuffin660 (8:49:41 PM): THEN MAKE ME A SANWICH WITH A MOUTH STICK.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:49:50 PM): NOT POSSIBLE
CrucifiedLullaby (8:49:55 PM): UNLESS YOU LIKE DROOL
ebilmuffin660 (8:50:02 PM): I LOVE DROOL.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:50:38 PM): YOU'RE A WEIRDO
ebilmuffin660 (8:51:01 PM): AND YOU'RE MY SON
CrucifiedLullaby (8:51:32 PM): BUT I'M NOT A WEIRDO
ebilmuffin660 (8:51:45 PM): THAT'S RIGHT
ebilmuffin660 (8:51:48 PM): YOU'RE A SANDWICH MAKER
CrucifiedLullaby (8:52:04 PM): I AM A MOUTH STICK USER NOT A SANDWICH MAKER
ebilmuffin660 (8:52:10 PM): I DON'T CARE.
ebilmuffin660 (8:52:20 PM): WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING
ebilmuffin660 (8:52:22 PM): YOU BETTER DO IT.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:52:49 PM): I AM ALERGIC TO BREAD
ebilmuffin660 (8:53:18 PM): WEAR A MASK.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:53:37 PM): NOPE NO GOOD
ebilmuffin660 (8:54:00 PM): WELL
ebilmuffin660 (8:54:06 PM): I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO WALK YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL
ebilmuffin660 (8:54:08 PM): MAKE ME A SANDIWHC
CrucifiedLullaby (8:54:32 PM): YOU'RE A MEAN MOMMY
ebilmuffin660 (8:54:40 PM): THAT'S OKAY.
ebilmuffin660 (8:54:44 PM): I'M ALSO A HUNGRY MOMMY.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:54:53 PM): YOU'RE THE ADULT
CrucifiedLullaby (8:54:56 PM): YOUR PROVIDE THE NOMS
ebilmuffin660 (8:55:02 PM): I LOST MY LEGS.
ebilmuffin660 (8:55:06 PM): GIVING BIRTH TO YOU.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:56:06 PM): THEN DRAG YOURSELF WITH YOUR HANGS
CrucifiedLullaby (8:56:10 PM): HANDS ALSO
CrucifiedLullaby (8:56:13 PM): INTO THE KITCHEN
CrucifiedLullaby (8:56:15 PM): WHERE YOU BELONG
CrucifiedLullaby (8:56:23 PM): AND MAKE YOURSELF A DANG SANDWICH
ebilmuffin660 (8:56:42 PM): I CAN'T STAND UP TO REACH THE COUNTER
CrucifiedLullaby (8:57:06 PM): GET A STOOL
ebilmuffin660 (8:57:14 PM): HOW
ebilmuffin660 (8:57:17 PM): WE DON'T HAVE ANY
ebilmuffin660 (8:57:21 PM): SINCE I BURNED THEM
ebilmuffin660 (8:57:23 PM): WITH YOUR TOYS.
CrucifiedLullaby (8:58:21 PM): SUFFER THEN
ebilmuffin660 (8:58:38 PM): I GUESS I'LL JUST TIE YOU DOWN
ebilmuffin660 (8:58:42 PM): AND MAKE YOU WATCH HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AGAIN
CrucifiedLullaby (8:58:53 PM): D8
CrucifiedLullaby (8:59:02 PM): CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
ebilmuffin660 (8:59:12 PM): IT'S EITHER THAT OR HANNAH MONTANA
CrucifiedLullaby (8:59:22 PM): OH ******** I'LL TAKE HSM
ebilmuffin660 (8:59:26 PM): THOUGHT SO
ebilmuffin660 (8:59:33 PM): OR YOU COULD JUST MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CrucifiedLullaby (8:59:51 PM): I TOLD YOU I'M ALLERGIC TO BREAD
CrucifiedLullaby (8:59:57 PM): AND THE KITCHEN IS INFESTED WITH BREAD