Stranger: lingon
You: hardon
Stranger: smultron
You: vultron
Stranger: I wish you'd said Hadron sad
You: Sorry, my bad.
Stranger: biggrin
You: n***s now?
Stranger: ~@~
You: s**t, I was supposed to compliment you first. -.-
Stranger: Get help!
You: NOW THIS THROWS MY WHOLE PLAN OFF TRACK
You: ...can we restart?
Stranger: It's kind of the point... I'm a dude too.. XD
You: I'm a girl. &~&
You: Why do boys always think I'm a boy too? D:&
Stranger: Noooo! That's just disgusting! biggrin
Stranger: Because we are all weirdos?
Stranger: ok... Restart?
You: dude it sounds like there's a hampster under my bed.
Stranger: Kinky!
You: ...It's weird.
Stranger: :-p
You: maybe my dad srsly installed those cameras he was "kidding" about.
Stranger: .... aww.... that's so sweet.... it just means he "cares" about ju smile
You: ...should I suck his d**k?
Stranger: In my experience... No... it always end badly..
You: but you're a boy.
You: It might be different for a girl.
Stranger: Yea, but i was talking about my mom
You: Hahaha
You: I think...I love you.
Stranger: haha! I find you strangely silly too? Maybe we share a parent?
You: Maybe our mom.
You: My mom's a slut.
You: a fat one.
You: yours? :'D
Stranger: My dad is a slut!
You: My dad likes little girls.
Stranger: Maybe we're related!?
You: Maybe we are.
You: but then that'd be incest.
You: ...that's even hotter.
Stranger: My dad's been sticking it to his own age-genre, I think...
Stranger: Kinky!
You: I'm sticking to the lil' girls for now.
You: C-could you put on a wig for me?
Stranger: Piggytails?
You: yessss
Stranger: Long enought to strangle a little?
You: Shoulder length, makes you look younger.
Stranger: Ride 'em like reins... Yeehaa
You: yess
Stranger: ... This has somehow slipped SO far out of my comfort zone, dear sis....
You: but I'm your sister.
Stranger: I am?
You: There are no comfort zones around me.
You: ~touch~
Stranger: Damn... I knew there was some reason why it felt so uncomfortable... Ok...
You: It doesn't feel uncomfortable.
You: You're just hot and bothered.
You: You want this.
Stranger: naa, it aint biggrin
You: You need this.
Stranger: You need ... Hepl! because help is too ordinary, and it just won't do.
You: I'll make you do it. & biggrin
Stranger: I'll make myself klick a button.... Twice.. Happy strangeness..
You: :c
I love omegle. xD
Stranger: im suck c**k
You: i'm carpet muncher
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: omfg that was hilarious
You: I dunno, it made me smile but that was it.
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: so im assuming your a guy?
You: Wrong.
You: guess again.
Stranger: youre a girl?
You: Wrong.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: jesus?
You: Oh wait...right.
Stranger: hahaha
You: I had to check the 'ole pants.
Stranger: Hahah!
You: Never know what you're gonna find in there.
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: I know what ill find in mine'
You: Found a bunny last week.
Stranger: Hahah!
You: A PIKACHU!?!??!?!?!1!!/!?!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: A
Stranger: P3NIZ
Stranger: Its the latest model
You: ew.
You: Pikachu's are better.
Stranger: I beg to differ.
You: Pft, can you such a pikachu?
You: oh wait...
You: YES YOU CAN.
Stranger: Hahahah.
Stranger: I like sucking d**k better.
You: Pikachu has a d**k.
You: Duh, pokeporn.
Stranger: oh your sexy
Stranger: wanna see my dads p***s?
Stranger: eh/
Stranger: eh?
You: Wanna see my mom's vag?
Stranger: psh
Stranger: yes
You: IT'S LIKE A BLACK HOLE!
You: I got lost in it for like nine months.
Stranger: sexxyyy
You: it was so bad that doctors had to take me out.
Stranger: im about to busta load on your face
Stranger: mister
Stranger: wink
You: ohmygoddoit.
Stranger: or misses
You: ******** YOU I'M A GIRL.
Stranger: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: dodged
You: you can has life fail
Stranger: sad
You: and what kinda sex sound is that?
You: that's real attractive.
You: sounds like you're throwing up.
You: Ew.
You: barf much?
This one was rather boring, or maybe I'm just tired.
>~<
You: hardon
Stranger: smultron
You: vultron
Stranger: I wish you'd said Hadron sad
You: Sorry, my bad.
Stranger: biggrin
You: n***s now?
Stranger: ~@~
You: s**t, I was supposed to compliment you first. -.-
Stranger: Get help!
You: NOW THIS THROWS MY WHOLE PLAN OFF TRACK
You: ...can we restart?
Stranger: It's kind of the point... I'm a dude too.. XD
You: I'm a girl. &~&
You: Why do boys always think I'm a boy too? D:&
Stranger: Noooo! That's just disgusting! biggrin
Stranger: Because we are all weirdos?
Stranger: ok... Restart?
You: dude it sounds like there's a hampster under my bed.
Stranger: Kinky!
You: ...It's weird.
Stranger: :-p
You: maybe my dad srsly installed those cameras he was "kidding" about.
Stranger: .... aww.... that's so sweet.... it just means he "cares" about ju smile
You: ...should I suck his d**k?
Stranger: In my experience... No... it always end badly..
You: but you're a boy.
You: It might be different for a girl.
Stranger: Yea, but i was talking about my mom
You: Hahaha
You: I think...I love you.
Stranger: haha! I find you strangely silly too? Maybe we share a parent?
You: Maybe our mom.
You: My mom's a slut.
You: a fat one.
You: yours? :'D
Stranger: My dad is a slut!
You: My dad likes little girls.
Stranger: Maybe we're related!?
You: Maybe we are.
You: but then that'd be incest.
You: ...that's even hotter.
Stranger: My dad's been sticking it to his own age-genre, I think...
Stranger: Kinky!
You: I'm sticking to the lil' girls for now.
You: C-could you put on a wig for me?
Stranger: Piggytails?
You: yessss
Stranger: Long enought to strangle a little?
You: Shoulder length, makes you look younger.
Stranger: Ride 'em like reins... Yeehaa
You: yess
Stranger: ... This has somehow slipped SO far out of my comfort zone, dear sis....
You: but I'm your sister.
Stranger: I am?
You: There are no comfort zones around me.
You: ~touch~
Stranger: Damn... I knew there was some reason why it felt so uncomfortable... Ok...
You: It doesn't feel uncomfortable.
You: You're just hot and bothered.
You: You want this.
Stranger: naa, it aint biggrin
You: You need this.
Stranger: You need ... Hepl! because help is too ordinary, and it just won't do.
You: I'll make you do it. & biggrin
Stranger: I'll make myself klick a button.... Twice.. Happy strangeness..
You: :c
I love omegle. xD
Stranger: im suck c**k
You: i'm carpet muncher
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: omfg that was hilarious
You: I dunno, it made me smile but that was it.
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: so im assuming your a guy?
You: Wrong.
You: guess again.
Stranger: youre a girl?
You: Wrong.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: jesus?
You: Oh wait...right.
Stranger: hahaha
You: I had to check the 'ole pants.
Stranger: Hahah!
You: Never know what you're gonna find in there.
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: I know what ill find in mine'
You: Found a bunny last week.
Stranger: Hahah!
You: A PIKACHU!?!??!?!?!1!!/!?!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: A
Stranger: P3NIZ
Stranger: Its the latest model
You: ew.
You: Pikachu's are better.
Stranger: I beg to differ.
You: Pft, can you such a pikachu?
You: oh wait...
You: YES YOU CAN.
Stranger: Hahahah.
Stranger: I like sucking d**k better.
You: Pikachu has a d**k.
You: Duh, pokeporn.
Stranger: oh your sexy
Stranger: wanna see my dads p***s?
Stranger: eh/
Stranger: eh?
You: Wanna see my mom's vag?
Stranger: psh
Stranger: yes
You: IT'S LIKE A BLACK HOLE!
You: I got lost in it for like nine months.
Stranger: sexxyyy
You: it was so bad that doctors had to take me out.
Stranger: im about to busta load on your face
Stranger: mister
Stranger: wink
You: ohmygoddoit.
Stranger: or misses
You: ******** YOU I'M A GIRL.
Stranger: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: dodged
You: you can has life fail
Stranger: sad
You: and what kinda sex sound is that?
You: that's real attractive.
You: sounds like you're throwing up.
You: Ew.
You: barf much?
This one was rather boring, or maybe I'm just tired.
>~<
