Quotes
"Mom's are like rubrics cubes, so very hard to figure out..." -Me
"Maybe I should consider becoming a vegetarian so my dream of a giant radioactive hamburger eating me doesn't come true..." -Me (Seriously, I did have a dream where I was eaten by a giant meat patty...)
"Out there some where, I know that there is a secret society of half-eaten pieces of pizza plotting the domination of the human race..." -Me
"Gotta love the crazy psychoness..." -Me
"Everyone says that they fell in love by accident; but then again who falls in love on purpose?" -My cousin Jessie made this up
"Don't judge me! Or I'll have to do it back!" -Me
"Oh yeah, you just had just had to click on didn't you? You stupid fridge!!" -Me
"Screw the lemonade I have cookies!" -sj-sakua from deviantart
"Mom, did you clone the DVD player?" -Daughter of the Cerulean
"Oh, for the love of beets!!" -Daughter of the Cerulean Water
"Don't worry, I'll tell your feet what's happening." -Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
"We're dorks, but we're cool dorks, we make it work!" -Me and Daughter of the Cerulean Water at random times, we do it with little hand gestures too!
"In the world of fanfiction, there is no such thing as weird." -Me
"We got major hockey puck action going on here." -Youtube video
"My Fruitcake!" -Daughter of the Cerulean
"Whatever will be, will be." -Zelos Wilder
"I have mind powers! I can stop you from quoting me!!" -Daughter of the Cerulean Water
"I just called my eraser a beard remover..." -Daughter of the Cerulean Water
"Quit! Stop! Bad piece of paper!!" -Daughter of the Cerulean Water
"I'll admit we're dorks, but I will not say we're cool dorks..." -Me
"You say I drive you crazy, but I thought I'd be rude to make you walk there." -Me
"All I see now is what is before me, and that is humanity's one hope, us the generation of tomorrow." -Me
"Stop killing yourself while your on the phone with me!!" -Me
"Either I'm telepathic, or we're on the same wavelength, and I hope we're just on the same wavelength because I don't want to go around having to read people's minds..." -Me
"Money does in a sense grow on trees, it's made of paper and paper comes from trees!" -Me
"My new best friend is the strapless bra!" -My cousin Jessie
"Beware! Random fangirl squeal coming!!" -Me
"I can guarantee that I won't remember anything I said today..." -Daugther of the Cerulean Water
"Money is not the source of evil, Greed is." -Me
"I wish I could stop time, and experience this moment forever..." -Not sure, but I love the quote!
"Often those who feel most guilty don't need to, and often those who need to feel most guilty never do." -I don't remember
"I think, therefore I can't really be me!" -Me
"All of us, every single person has the ability to be good or evil..." -Me
"I need to get a tune up on my brain, oh who am I kidding? Like that'll help it!" -Me in the school hall
"Blame it on me... I set the cookies on fire..." -My sugar high friend
"Short People unite!" -Me (I'm shorter then all my friends by about two inches...)
"Go lick the bottom of a trash can!" -Me
"Oh, go make out with a lampshade, preferably while you're wet and the lamp is on." -Me
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" -My dad
"Even though the voices in my head aren't real, they sure have some good ideas!" -I got it off a sticker from Deep Ink
"Whenever something gets lost, it always winds up in my room!" -Deep Ink sticker
"My dog burnt my homework, that'll be a new one..." -Wizards of Waverly Place
"My dog ate my homework, but if you're patient you'll get it back in a few days." -Deep Ink sticker
"It's hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are tight." -Sticker
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." -Some random person off the Internet
"Oh, who are you calling crazy? You ain't exactly normal yourself there!" -Me
"You ask me everyday why we're friends? I ask myself that every two seconds..." -Me
"My imagination is the only part of me that I can let run wild without anyone getting caught in the crossfire." -Avonnalay Ariemay
"I knew it! The school is trying to get everyone to think alike! That explains EVERYTHING!" -Don't know
"I hate everyday of my job, except for the days I get payed." -Remnant of VII
"If I'd used the protection plan you two wouldn't be here right now." -George Lopez
"...where can I buy a phone..?" -Vincent Valentine
"This body... ...is the punishment I was given..." -Vincent Valentine
"I was frozen in time... But i feel like my time is just beginning!" -Vincent Valentine
"Time has stopped for me, but all of you have taught me how to move beyond the past." -Vincent Valentine
"Dilly-Dally, Shilly-Shally." -Tifa Lockheart
"The bad guys, naturally." -Tifa Lockheart
"I feel lighter, I must of lost weight from all that Dilly-Dallying." -Cloud Strife
"Yeah, I know that I'm not alone." -Cloud Strife
"All right, who's been touching my materia?" -Yuffie Kisaragi (Hope I spelled that right...)
"I may not be the brightest star in the sky, but every now and then I twinkle." -My Grandpa made this up
"Just because we aren't blood, that doesn't mean we're not family." -Me
"Go shut yourself in a closet and breathe real deeply until you get a new attitude." -Me
"Gravity does not like me." -My clumsy dad, the guy slipped off his front porch, don't ask me how because he's not exactly sure how it happened either...
"Look I got stitches!!" -Both Bart Simpson, and my dad after the stitches
"Yeah... That's not a pretty mental picture..." -Me
"Don't die, I'm not taking responsibility for your death." -Me
"I have a 400 degree straightening iron in my hands, and I'm sugar high... You should be afraid." -Me
"I might be a half-elf, but I'm just as human as every one else is, except I just happen to have very pointy ears!" -Rosetta Blue, OC
"Everyone calls your species 'Half-elves', I think what people always seem to forget is that your half of something else...I think they forget all of you are also half-human." -Charlene Sparks, OC
"Lloyd Irving forget who's side I reside too, in the end all that matters is that you help our two worlds."-Celina Pearle, OC
"Ain't life just a bucket of peaches?" -Me
"Aren't you just a peach..?" -Me
Peace, Love and DONUTS!!" -Vash the Stampede
"No one will hear your screams of torture...-Me What?! -Daughter of the Cerulean Water You heard nothing!!" -Me
"You know in the little world that exists in my little mind, that's against the law... And you know what the people do to law breakers right..? Insert maniacal laugh here..." -Me on to much coffee...
"I want to join the Air Force Reserves... Think they'd let me drive a tank?!" -My friend Kim (Everyone who heard that started to scream no...)
"We're tired, we're hungry and we just got attacked by a killer squirrel!!" -Even Stevens Movie
"Hi. I'm wearing really cool socks today!" -Icon
"Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!" -Icon
"If only stupidity was a fatal disease..." -Icon
"Anime, my anti-drug." -Icon
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