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I just made this up for an S Corp Theme song thread. Fits the Journal.

Conspiracy Time at the north pole!
(Slow pace verses with nothing but piano and drums, sped up to the max on Chorus with rock guitars and bass)
Everyyear at Christmas time,
Santa comes riding in,
Everyone starts to feel fine,
When the Holidays begin.

But this year, an oddity,
Santa shows in November?
Jack hit him with a Fatality!
Some classified the punch, SUCKEEEERRRRRR...

(Chorus)
AND NOW ITS CONSPIRACY TIME, AT THE NORTH POLE!!
AND JUST WHO CAN WE-EE TRUST?
YES CONSPIRACY TIME AT THE NORTH POLE!
HEY 123 WHATS IN THIS LUNCH? (ElfTech123 in the background: La-unch today is brainwashing pills... whoops forgot mine)


No one quite knows whats going on,
What are those chemicals for?
A belt a kitty can put on?
and shoes to keep you off the floor?

Weapons are falling from crates,
Yetis are sneeking around.
Santa may have escaped the Fates,
And the Linklist has skipped TOOOOWWWWNNNN....

(Chorus)
AND NOW ITS CONSPIRACY TIME, AT THE NORTH POLE!!
HERE ON GAIA, HAVENT WE HAD OUR FILL?
YES CONSPIRACY TIME AT THE NORTH POLE!
HEY 137, WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CONFIRMED KILL? (ElfTech137 in the background: Thats none of your business, *WHCKKLKKLAK~!*)


Mrs. Claus lies, Mrs. Claus Cheats,
But shes not afraid of Jack and his old bed SSSHHHHHEEEEEETTTTSSS....(Jack in the Background: I like Pants too ya know)


(Chorus)
AND NOW ITS CONSPIRACY TIME, AT THE NORTH POLE!!
ALL THE NPCS ARE ALL MENTAL?
YES CONSPIRACY TIME AT THE NORTH POLE!
AND THE ELFTECHS DONT EVEN GET DENTAL! (ElfTech404 in the background: Why else would I have made a Veggie RollUp?)

(ONE MORE TIME)

OH NOW ITS CONSPIRACY TIME, AT THE NORTH POLE!!
ALL THE NPCS ARE ALL MENTAL?
YES CONSPIRACY TIME AT THE NORTH POLE!
AND THE ELFTECHS DONT EVEN GET DENTAL! (ElfTech571 in the background: AND WHERE THE FRACK IS MY TOOTHBRUSH?)