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Yo yo yo, ho's and bros, time for me to flow like diarrhea, biiiiiitches!!! Dis my jam: I don’t sleep mother f*er off that yak and bourbon, doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’! "Damn Ratty, you a crazy chick!" -Yo shut the f* up and suck my dk I bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother fer, roll up on NBC and smack the st outta Jeff Zucker! "What you want Ratty?" - to drink and fight! "What you need Ratty?" - to f all night!!! Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue, put my foot down your throat till you st in my shoe! Leave you screaming pay for my dry cleaning! F*in' your man It’s my name that he’s screamin’! All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dk! It’s RATTY mother f*er, drink till I’m sick! Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole, watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die! And all the dudes, you know I’m talkin to you " We love you Ratty!!!" - I wanna f* you too! R is for Ratty! R is for <meow> I’ll kill your fin' dog for fun, so don’t push me! When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test and snorted all the yay! I gotta a def posse and you gotta buncha dudes, I sit down on your face and take a st, too! "Ratty, you are a bad a biiiiiiiitch (hell yeah!) and I always pay for your dry cleaning, when my st gets in your shoe. As for the drug use, well I can vouch for that, my d**k is scared of you girl......" What! [img:7bbfbbb816]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee178/Ramtastic4/heart.gif[/img:7bbfbbb816]

Posted by: Rats On Crack Attack Fri Feb 20, 2009 @ 08:14pm

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Rats On Crack Attack
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 @ 01:39am

SPITTIN' RHYMES AND RAINBOWS,YO HO HO!!!!!

Professor Quilty
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Wed Mar 11, 2009 @ 08:31am

You're obsessed. gonk

Professor Quilty
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 @ 10:46am

Don't worry. I have a current obsession.

Good thing you don't know.

You'd make fun of me till I fell off the side of the world.

An to b 'onest, Watty, i dun wanna fall off da side of da world. :[

Rats On Crack Attack
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 @ 11:26pm

Will you tell me if I swear on Neville and Theo's sweet arsses that I won't mock you for it?

Quilty Stitches
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 @ 08:41am

Nah, but I would enjoy a nice belly rub. That will shake the tree and give you your apples!

Rats On Crack Attack
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 @ 12:39am

Remember that weird lyric in that one '70's song, "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree"?
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What in the heck does that mean?

Quilty Stitches
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Wed Apr 22, 2009 @ 04:07am

Here's my theory.

A hungry Osho sees another Osho with a tasty sweet fruit. When the Osho doesn't share with the other Osho the Osho finds a tree and with anger force starts beating up on a tree.

Or.

A pedestrian has a fetish for road sex. When the pedestrian is denied this road sex he finds a pedestrian with a tree sex fetish. 'an dey do it doggie style so dey can both watch x-files.

Or.

A nasty red neck is infatuated with a girls bosoms and wants to -I don't want to finish this one.

Or.

Pillow's theory- " i like your a**, i wanna have sex with it."

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