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For some insane reason, I have two of Quilty's posts on my journal...Stop following me! You're undressing me with your eyes! Perv... So, kiddies, for those of you familiar with Paul Reubens, (a.k.a. "Pee Wee Herman" wink and his famous jerking-it-in-a-public-porn-theater-incident, was it really necessary to arrest him? Sure, he is a pervert, but so is everyone else in a PUBLIC PORNO THEATER. What, exactly, was everyone else in that XXX theater doing? Enjoying the fine script? Maybe picking up on subtle plot twists, such as when the nurse removed her dress, or were they appreciating the Oscar-calibar acting? No. They were being gross, and wanking it in public, just like Pee Wee. Pee Wee's Playhouse rocked. End of story. Why do law enforcement feel the need to set up celebrities? Are they not human like the rest of us? Do they not bleed, and cry, and masturbate ( in that order) like the rest of us? If you jab a sharp object into their eye, would they not say, "Hey, what the hell!?! What is wrong with you!?! Seiously, you f#@!ing wacko, I'm suing!!!" Leave the perverts alone. It's best to keep your distance. [img:7bbfbbb816]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee178/Ramtastic4/heart.gif[/img:7bbfbbb816]

Posted by: Rats On Crack Attack Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 03:30am

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Professor Quilty
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Sun Jan 25, 2009 @ 06:24pm

Oh, my gay friend.

ilu.

So, in responds to your "Public Porno Theater' rant, I must say you're entirely wrong. Mr. Reubens put himself into that theater knowing what he was about to see. He got caught on his own accord and I'm sure plenty others have been arrested for doing such a wrong vile thing in public. I was in that same theater watching that same movie and I was completely whacking it off in there and I had the decency NOT to get caught. Maybe Mr. Paul Reubens (a.k.a Pee Wee Herman) should no longer go by Pee Wee Herman, but maybe a more childish name such as "Beating My Meaty Herman". Call me childish, call me what you will. I most certainly think it's a better name for him than Pee Wee. God knows what he really did to those dinosaurs in his movie. Speaking of such things, Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse. TALK ABOUT AN XXX FILM RIGHT THERE! What. A. Creep. He should be locked up and sentenced to the electric chair for putting out such a terrible movie. If I could go back in time to change one thing, I would take back my precious two hours of watching him in that movie. Unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way and I will forever hold that horrendous movie in my memory. Luckily, seeing you naked a few times has overruled those memories of that God-awful man-thing which we call Beating My Meaty Herman. :]
So, in order for me to get to my point, pitch my own tent ;D, buckle the seat belt, unlock the orange door, kick back my shoes and roll around on the ground, file for divorce and possibly get up your shirt and down your pants, would this do it for you? *spassums out into a variety of colors, stripes and polka dots while seizuring in midair* Does this turn you on, love? I can do it all day. sweatdrop

Rats On Crack Attack
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 @ 12:44am

"Beating My Meaty Herman."
I have never "lol'd" so hard in my sad little life, because I'm an immature little b*****d.
Anyway, I LOVE YOU!
Pee Wee's Big Adventure was amazing, it was an Oscar- caliber romp through the mind of a genius, and it made me a changed man.
I loved the show too, particularly the episode where Pee Wee invited the mail lady to a dinner of invisible food. (Explains why Pee Wee was so thin.)
As for all the dirty things you suggested, HELL TO THE YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Professor Quilty
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Wed Mar 11, 2009 @ 08:36am

You are full of CRAP just like Pee-Wee's butt hole. pirate

Professor Quilty
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 @ 10:41am

Am I not good enough to not get a comment back?

I think that last comment DESERVED recognition.

Boot-hole.

Rats On Crack Attack
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 @ 12:44am

I would have commented back sooner, but your previous comment was so arousing I haven't been able to stop masturbating since I read them.
Really, it's becoming a problem, I'm going blind, I can't walk, and my mind is slowly slipping away into a wanking it driven dementia.
...
WORTH IT.

Quilty Stitches
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Wed Apr 22, 2009 @ 04:13am

If you need any help in doing so, don't hesitate to call me. I'd be more than happy to help you masturbate, m'lovelyrattymasturbatingshoyohyboo! ♥

Now give me some love and listen to death from above.

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Sun Aug 02, 2009 @ 10:26am

Only if the creepy peno-faced girl from CSS can film it! heart

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