1. THE DOCTOR: Because I can say, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: Because I can say, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: Because I can say,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN: Because I can say, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: Because I can say, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: Because I can say, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER: Because I can say, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
8. THE HUNTER: Because I go deep in the bush, shoot twice, and I always eat what I shoot.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: Because I can say, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
Teknotronic OverDrive · Sun Dec 21, 2008 @ 06:02pm · 0 Comments |