Save the apartheid boycott of the lesbian Nazi lettuce growers for Jesus of the nuclear whale. -- slogan on a t-shirt from Bangkok (It sold out in one day)
Braille instructions. Please see below. -- sign by an elevator
You know what would be great? If you figured out what infinity equalled, then you'd be famous. Until some idiot comes by and adds one.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
That which does not kill me... will be the basis for my revenge.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look like an idiot then to open it and prove them all right.
May the forces of evil be confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin
Mulder: I once heard that the best way to regenerate body heat is to get into a sleeping bag naked with someone else. Scully: If it starts raining sleeping bags maybe you'll get lucky. --"The X-Files"
I’m not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have no faults. -- David Lee Roth
Life plus death equals reality. Life minus death equals Immortality.
Let the past be the past. Do not call up that which you can not put back down. Destroy that which destroyed us so long ago.
“Mankind... you are an ignorant race! ... How foolish it is to believe that your kind rules the Earth! Know now that you are not alone!” Amano Jyaku from Urotsukidoji
"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, So long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt, I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now...But I can't help but look foreward to where it's going." - Nny
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