Here are some quotes from my life. I'm bored, so have fun reading that!
Noelle: Yeha, it's like 'How Many Fredricksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Andrea: Two- one to screw in the bulb and one to tell stories about that time he changed a lightbulb in Burma!
Torie: And one to take pictures!
Me: Shyeah! Three- One to take photos, one to tell stories about lightbulb chnging in Burma, and one to actually DO it.
Noelle: WHich would probably be one of us.
--My sisters, cousin, and I.
Noelle: Excellent, I get to sit at the Young People Table. ANd I"m 22.
Mom: You're the young people table? Well what does that make us?
Me: The 'Young at Heart' table?
--Noelle, Mom, and I.
(Note- the following is at a tennis game four years ago.)
Me: What's a parabola?
Noelle and Monica explain it.
Me:Oh... I always thought it was a Greek God.
Monica: O Divine Parabola! Help me to hit this ball over thy most holy net!
-Monica, NOelle, and I.
Me: Puff Daddy? Is that 'Puff the Magic Dragon's' dad?
-Me.
Andrea: 'Sortie', or as we say in English, absquatulate!
-Andrea
Me: *in the elevator, staring down somebody* ... I have new socks on.
(Just don't ask)
-Me.
Me: It sounds like they were on drugs when they wrote this song.
Noelle: It's Kurt Covain. They probably were.
Me: I thought Kurt Covain was a politician!
Andrea: Uh, no... Kurt Covain isn't a politician, he's a country singer!
Noelle: *laughiing like crazy* No, he's the lead singer to Nirvana!
Me/Andrea: Ohhhh...
-My sisters and I
Me: *texttexttext*
Dad: How'd your social life over there?
Me: Awesome, thanks.
Phone: *vibrates*
Mom: Your social life is buzzing.
-Me and parents
Phone: *buzz buzz buzzzz*
Noelle: You're social life is buzzing.
Me: I know, I can't find it!
Phone: *buzz buzz buzzzz*
Me: *finds it in a pocket of my jeans* Oh, found it. My social life is in my pants! ... Oh Lord, that sounded SO wrong.
Noelle: *LAUGH*
-Sister and I
Andrea: Well, American Idol is on tonight, so... I'm officially going to stop procrastinating tomorrow!
Me: If that were a picture or something, I'd submit it to FailBlog.
-Other sister and I
Expect more of these soon.
Noelle: Yeha, it's like 'How Many Fredricksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Andrea: Two- one to screw in the bulb and one to tell stories about that time he changed a lightbulb in Burma!
Torie: And one to take pictures!
Me: Shyeah! Three- One to take photos, one to tell stories about lightbulb chnging in Burma, and one to actually DO it.
Noelle: WHich would probably be one of us.
--My sisters, cousin, and I.
Noelle: Excellent, I get to sit at the Young People Table. ANd I"m 22.
Mom: You're the young people table? Well what does that make us?
Me: The 'Young at Heart' table?
--Noelle, Mom, and I.
(Note- the following is at a tennis game four years ago.)
Me: What's a parabola?
Noelle and Monica explain it.
Me:Oh... I always thought it was a Greek God.
Monica: O Divine Parabola! Help me to hit this ball over thy most holy net!
-Monica, NOelle, and I.
Me: Puff Daddy? Is that 'Puff the Magic Dragon's' dad?
-Me.
Andrea: 'Sortie', or as we say in English, absquatulate!
-Andrea
Me: *in the elevator, staring down somebody* ... I have new socks on.
(Just don't ask)
-Me.
Me: It sounds like they were on drugs when they wrote this song.
Noelle: It's Kurt Covain. They probably were.
Me: I thought Kurt Covain was a politician!
Andrea: Uh, no... Kurt Covain isn't a politician, he's a country singer!
Noelle: *laughiing like crazy* No, he's the lead singer to Nirvana!
Me/Andrea: Ohhhh...
-My sisters and I
Me: *texttexttext*
Dad: How'd your social life over there?
Me: Awesome, thanks.
Phone: *vibrates*
Mom: Your social life is buzzing.
-Me and parents
Phone: *buzz buzz buzzzz*
Noelle: You're social life is buzzing.
Me: I know, I can't find it!
Phone: *buzz buzz buzzzz*
Me: *finds it in a pocket of my jeans* Oh, found it. My social life is in my pants! ... Oh Lord, that sounded SO wrong.
Noelle: *LAUGH*
-Sister and I
Andrea: Well, American Idol is on tonight, so... I'm officially going to stop procrastinating tomorrow!
Me: If that were a picture or something, I'd submit it to FailBlog.
-Other sister and I
Expect more of these soon.
