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Ninja Nonsense 7
Aryo: I'm still bored.
Sasuke: hmph
Naruto: I Have an idea!
Aryo: what?
Naruto: Let's start talking to our fellow Gaians!
Aryo: We can't.
Naruto: Why not?
Aryo: Because no one's asked us any questions.
Naruto: Then let's name some.
Aryo: Well, there's no one to name.
Naruto: Don't worry. I don't know anyone either.
Aryo: ha ha
Sasuke: Why would Naruto and I care about your gaians?
Aryo: because! They're AWESOME!
Sasuke: and?
Aryo: You should LOVE THEM!
Sasuke: why?
Aryo: because they love you!
Sasuke: really?
Aryo: yeah. most of them anyway.
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Do they love me?
Aryo: who doesn't love you?
Naruto: I dunno
Aryo: Everyone loves you!
Naruto: okay!
Kakashi: We're interupting this weirdness to bring you these messages!
Jairaya: Ever get really bored? Need something to do? Want something exciting to read? Then read Icha-
Tsunade: *hits Jairaya* NOT THAT AND NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!
Jairaya: ow
Kakashi: Aryo doesn't own Naruto or Icha Icha Paradise
Jairaya: ...
Kakashi: Thank you for your patience in reading these messages!
Aryo: ... huh?
Naruto: Who let Jairaya in?
Aryo: dunno
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Can you start the story now?
Aryo: sure!
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Sakura handed Naruto's leash over to Hinata who clipped it onto his collar. Sakura picked up Sasuke's leash.
"What now?" asked Kakashi.
"I'm not sure. " Tsunade answered.
"Let's take Sasuke and Naruto-kun to the dog park." suggested Hinata. Everyone stared at her for a few seconds, then they agreed.
Hinata threw a frisbee for Naruto, who ran after it. Sasuke rolled around the grass. Sakura sighed, wondering when Sasuke and Naruto would be normal again.
Itachi watched his brother running around like a crazy weirdo. He shook his head and sighed.
"I came here to see my brother. This isn't what I meant though." He said to Kisame.
"Well, what now?" Kisame asked.
"We're going to make the authoress fix this." Itachi said, walking away. Kisame hurried to follow.
Itachi dragged Kisame into a large, scary looking house. He dragged the shark-man up some stairs, through some hallways, and into a dark, quiet, mob boss style room. Kisame shivered as growls were heard. Some lights came on. Aryo was sitting mob-style at a desk with the growling fangirls from before sleeping on either side.
"What is it, Ita-kun?" Aryo asked.
"Fix. My. Brother. I can't torture his mind if he's nuts." Itachi glared.
"Of course Ita-kun!" Aryo laughed.
Itachi twitched. "What's the catch?" He asked.
"Why, Ita-kun? Catch? hee hee. Take a wild guess." Aryo giggled.
Itachi and Kisame found themselves back at the Atsutaki head quarters.
"I'm going to regret this." Itachi moped.
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Itachi: What are you going to do to me?
Aryo: You'll see
Sasuke: ha ha
Itachi: shut up
Sasuke: I wonder what Aryo's going to do to you. Nii-san.
Itachi: ... SHUT UP.
Sasuke: I can't wait.
Itachi: dangit. can't you stop
Sasuke: I'm sorry. but did you see what Aryo did to me?
Itachi: That's cause Aryo doesn't like you.
Sasuke: What?!
Itachi: You didn't know that? Aryo only likes you a little bit. next to Orochimarou, Kankuro and Hirashi hyuuga, you're her least favorite.
Sasuke: *sniff* Is this true Aryo?
Aryo: Kinda. You're not my favorite, but there are a lot more characters I hate more than you. I only dislike you because you have a really big ego
Sasuke: oh. okay then. As long as you don't hate me.
Aryo: Nope.
Sasuke: See Itachi?
Itachi: ...
Aryo: COMMENT! OH, AND TYPE UP QUESTIONS FOR THE CHARACTERS!
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