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_________"People Under The Stairs"___________

This movies about a kid named Fool and his..Friend?..Father?..Leroy whos teaching how to be a robber..
Now they live in this apartment building whos landlords are greeds ******** who desserve to burn in hell! Now Leroy hears about the landlords having these gold coins, and decieds to go and rob then aloung with some other friend of theirs..

Now they send Fool in there to cheak out the house, but he doesnt get in because of Psycho Mom..and then they decied to send the other guy(Whos name escapes me) into the house..He gets in but he never gets out...Hes Burning in hell now..
Now Leroy & Fool get worried and go into the house and check it out wounce the Mom leaves, and get attacked by a dog, and attacked by Seller people. Then The Psycho Dad(This guy aint no Mr. Mom) goes and shoots leroy 4 times and kills him..Obviously..So thats 2 down..

The rest of the movie is just Fool running around the house threw the secret passages & getting away from the crazy parents, untill he meets Alice, a kid who the "Mom & Dad" Stole and kept..Shes all tramatized from being with them for so long and likes to make dolls of the people who die.
Now Alot of s**t happens and they meet Roach the kid who got away, he gets shot, and burned later on, but hes pretty cool..
This movie has alot..ALOT of scenes that are Scooby Doo-Esque going into rooms, going out of rooms, and going threw secret passages..getting shot at..That brings me to another thing.
The "Father's" hunting clothse is a all over tight leather outfit..He even has a mask he wears, and he goes around with it on shooting people!..Its literally insane, but cool at the same time..

Now Fool gets away by jumping down a window into a lake, and tells Alice he'll be back...
He calls the police there and tells them about a kid being abused there, so once the police are there he sneaks in and frees alice, and tells them how they arnt her parents, and actually sister & brother, and they make their escape...That fails, Fool ends up being thrown into the Cellar with all the kids who The "Mom & Dad" captured and put there. Meanwhile Alice is fighting Pycho Mom and kills her with the help of the Cellar people..
Then they throw her in the cellar, and Fool Blows up The dad and money flys out and everyone happy!Yay..

Now this movie is good..Id buy it...just too long, some corney lines, and The "Mom and Dad" say:BURN IN HELL way too much..but it works I guess...better then Shocker..

Overall:

Gore:3/5 Goriest thing was the dog eating Leroys hand..
Screams:2/5 Dont remember any good ones..
Survivor Chick:4/5 She kicks her "moms" a**..That sounds wierd..
Theme: 1/5 Dont remember any..
Villians:4/5 They were entertaining..The dad was crazy, and the mom was just plain insane.
Overall:3/5 Rent it..If you like it..Buy it.