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My Failed Review Of:

_______"I Drink Your Blood"...Or Was It I eat your skin?.._______


So I attemted to watch this movie last night..Aloung with Guru the Mad Monk..Which..Heres my review to it:

It sucks

So I Drink Your Blood..Or it might have been the other one..

Okay this movie starts out With a group of Nudists saying some satanic s**t, and then I dont ******** know what happens..Then they have clothse..and they start to kill rats..Then they get this guy, and torture him..then this old man goes and tries to stop them but fails, then a kid gives them rabies..Then I lose track of what the f**k happens Some Rabid black guy goes all Gary Busey on some chick and then I completely lose track..Then cops shoot them all..The end..


The movie is crazy, gorey, stupid, and maybe the define Explotation Horror movie..I mean the leader of the nudists is a man named horse..Jesus..also the whole movie was delayed so all the deaths and scares were ruined..

Overall:

Gore:4/5 Some good stuff
Screams:3/5 Eh
Survivor Chick:3/5 Swore she got bite..
Theme: 1/5 Its really..Really horrible, its like some guy ******** around with a bad keyboard.
Villians:2/5 One was some old Chinese lady...
Overall:Rent it for fun..But dont get the Mad Monk..That ones just plain bad..

[Also Isnt Guru The Mad Monk a Hammer Movie?]