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TORTURIN THE NARYTO CHARACTERS!!!! EPISODE!!!!.....idk
Surrie: WELCOME ONE AND ALLLLL!!! Today I hav a VERY special guest...who is gonna help me torture the characters. Plz giv a HOT welcom to...my brother...SHIRKU!!!!! (claps hands franticaly)
Shirku: (walks on stage and looks suspiceously at the camera) uhhh...Surrie? Y is there a wierd looking girl with a camera standing there?
Surrie : (glomps Shirku) YAAAAYS!!! MY EVIL SMEXY TWIN!!! THANX SOOOO MUCH 4 JOININ ME ON MY SHOW!!!!
Shirku: (blushes slightly) umm....no problem...anything for my fav. lil' sis
Surrie: (giggles cutely and crushes Shirku's head to her chest) OMG!! THANK U SOOO MUCH SHIR-KUN!!!!I LOVELS U SOOO MUCH!!!!
Shirku: (is struggling to breathe) uhh Surrie? I can't breath!!
Surrie: (doesn't hear him) Anyways....lets giv a warm welcom to our next guest on our show....GAI-SENSEI AND LEE!!!!!!
Shirku: (turns blue) SUUURRRRRIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gai-sensei and Lee: (walk in on their hands and do a backwards flip ontu their feet)
Surrie: (drops Shirku and glomps Lee) OMFG!!! LEE U R SOOO MUCH CUTER IN PERSON!!!!
Lee: Thank you Surrie. It is an honor to be here today.
Gai-sensei: And wat a glorious, youthful day it is too (laughs annoyingly)
Surrie: (zaps Gai) Shut it froggie. Sooooo Lee....tell me about ur relationship with Gaara!!! (drools at the mouth)
Shirku: (goes red)
Lee:.......for the last time......I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH GAARA!!!!!! It is a very unyouthful thing to lov another man.
Surrie and Shirku: (gasp) WHO TOLD THIS?!
Lee: Gai-sensei.
Shirku: (attacks Gai-sensei) RAWR!!! I KILL U!!!!!
Gai-sensei: (screams like a little girl and runs
Surrie: Now Lee....lemme tell u bout homosexuality. (hands him a hardcore yaoi manga) read that and take notes.
Lee: (reads book)......O.O.....i-i never knew....tat it could be so...PLEASURABLE!!!! (bursts into tears) ALL THE WASTED YEARS!!! HOW YOUTHFUL YAOI IS!!!
Surrie: (patts his back) now u hav seen the truth young padawan.
Gai-sensei: (runs by screaming with Shirku chasing him with a knife)
Surrie and Lee: O.O
Gai-sensei: (runs by still screaming with Shirku throwing kunai at him)
Surrie and Lee: O.O.....(look at each other)
Gai-sensei: (runs by screaming with Shirku on his bac)
Surrie: AAAAAAAAND TAT CONCLUDES THIS EPISODE!!!! Oh and one more question for u Lee.....
Shirku: (is covered in blood) u better hurry up sis.
Lee: (is looking at Shirku wierdly) uhhh wat is ur question?
Surrie:........y did u steal Gaara's eyebrows?
Lee:........to look more like Gai-sensei
Gaara: (comes in looking mad) so....tat WASNT the eyebrow fairy?
Lee: (looks scarred) uhhhh......oh look at the time.....I hav to uhh....run 500 laps around Konoha
Gaara: UR DEAD!!!!!
Lee:.....AND APARENTLY SUNGAKURE!!!!!! BYE SURRIE AND SHIRKU!!! (runs away with Gaara following.
Surrie: tats all 4 today....thanx 4 watchin....redy Shirku?....
Shirku: yup!!
Surrie and Shirku: ARIGATO NANODA!!!!!! BYE!!!
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