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Narrator/Chibi: Now...as Gaa....I mean..Red was walking to her...uh his grammy's house...a big bad wolf blocked his path!

Wolf/Shirku: RAWR!! I'm a wolf...and I-

Red/Gaara: (grabs him with sand) fool...do not stand in my way!!

((--------due to this graphic scene we will be showwing a calming nature scene until the graphicness is over----))

(music plays as nature scene rolls)

Wolf/Shirku: AH GOD!!! MY LEG!!

(cracking sound)

Wolf/Shirku: OH DEAR LORD ON HIGH!! THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT AHHHHH!!!

(more squishing noises)

Wolf/Shirku: AGHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!! THE HORRIBLE PAIN!!!

(chain saw starts up)

Narrator/Chibi: GAARA STOP!!! THATS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!

Red/Gaara: oh....woops....

Narrator/Chibi:....oh that is horrifying....uhhh the wolf magicaly healed with only his mind scarred...

((--------thanx 4 ur patience...we are now removing the scene and continuing the story-------))

Wolf/Shirku: O.o.....uhhhh all I was going to say...was I thought you should pick some flowers for your grammy over there (points to dark cave)

Red/Gaara:.....how dumb do you think I am? There are flowers over there (points to meadow)

Wolf/Shirku: sry....I'm a bit shaken up at the moment....

Red/Gaara: hmmm but you do have a point...Grammy would like some flowers...thax wolf (skips to meadow)

Narrator/Chibi: But the wolf was trying to keep Red away from grammy's house...becaue the wolf wanted to eat her Grammy.

Wolf/Shirku: aw no thanks I'm on a diet...

Narrator/Chibi: (glares)...do you want me to sick Gaara on you again?

Wolf/Shirku: (is skipping down the road) Over the river and through the woods to Grammy's house I go!!!

Narrator/Chibi: Now meanwhile Grammy was sitting in her home knitting

Grammy/Shirinta: (is playing Legend of Zelda)

Narrator/Chibi: -_-.....anyways...she was waiting for her granddaughter-son and...

Grammy/Shirinta: Just 1 question...WHY AM I AN OLD PERSON AGAIN?!

Narrator/Chibi:.....you just fit the bill....anyways....she heard a knock on the door.

Grammy/Shirinta: Who's there?

Wolf/Shirku: I'm the big bad wolf

Grammy/Shirinta: Go away big bad wolf!!!

Wolf/Shirku: (bangs on door) Surrie's friend Surrie's friend...please let me in!!

Grammy/Shirinta: Not by the hair of my chinney-chin-chin!!

Wolf/Shirku: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll-

Narrator/Chibi: NOOO!!!! WRONG STORY!!!! JUST LET SHIRKU IN SHIRINTA!!

Grammy/Shirinta: nu-uh no way....

Narrator/chibi:....uhhh....LEN AND LINK ARE BEHIND THAT DOOR!!!

Grammy/Shirinta: (breaks her door down) WHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE!!

Wolf/Shirku: HAHA!!! Got you now!!

Grammy/Shirinta:....ah s**t...(runs away) AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Wolf/Shirku: Awwwww....oh well at least I can still eat Red when he gets here....

Narrator/Chibi: And so the big bad wolf dressed up as Red's grammy and laid in her bed...waiting for Red...hehe hey that rymed...red bed...bed red....a bedded redhead!! O.O....ok...now I'm sounding like Surrie NOOOEEES!!!! Bye and stay tuned for the next entry!!

Wolf/Shirku: NOOO I'M IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES AGAIN!!!! And Surrie's not even narrating this one.....sigh....fate hates me.....